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Just showed this to my students when we talked about predator-prey interactions. It's crazy! And, ruthlessness aside, super cool because there's only one population of orcas that hunts like this.

Miss USA! More than meets the eye!
Contestants wage their battle to destroy the evil forces of all the other assholes!
Miss USA! Human women in disguise!
Miss USA! More than meets the eye!
Miss USA!

Family friends had some neighbors that were all murdered by drug guys who are now in jail, but were probably paid by the dude's ex-wife to rob him since they thought he was 'rich'. Anyway they killed the poor kids and grandma and everyone just before Christmas probably a decade ago. I grew up in a suburb of 100,000

While I appreciate there's a huge range between "poison" and "organic," the Chinese dog treats that are literally killing hundreds of dogs makes me feel a little less foolish about buying my ass-licking dog gluten-free, novel protein, organic dog food.

.......I am never sleeping again. Thank you.

I was 13 years old babysitting for a 10 month old baby. I put him to bed no problem and go back into the living room to watch TV. It's maybe 7 pm, parents due back at 11. I'm pretty paranoid about sleeping babies so I go back every maybe 20-30 minutes to make sure the kid is still breathing. At around 9 I check on

I have a spooky story!

I converse with a dead friend sometimes. It's probably just my subconscious. I believe it's just my subconscious, really, but there are moments in the back of my mind I really do wonder "What if it's not...?"

It's an interesting question. My friend's mother is the manager at Holt Renfrew downtown (the closest thing Western Canada has to Barney's or Saks) and she went into the store the day she got the job, after nearly 20 years of running the downtown Hudson's Bay Company and decided to see what the current Holt sales

My name's Little Cletus and I'm here to tell you a few things about child labor laws, ok? They're silly and outdated. Why back in the 30s, children as young as five could work as they pleased; from textile factories to iron smelts. Yippee! Hurray!

The Same Love "controversy" is incredibly stupid. Basically it's people being outraged at the media for saying it's revolutionary, when "Homo Hop" has been a thing in music circles for a while, with more personal songs about the gay experience as performed by gay rappers.

Um, what is the point of your post? Smart had something hideous happen to her, and now she is advocating for sexual assault victims of all backgrounds. I really don't get why you need to play privilege police in this instance.

True blood & GOT. Sex in GOT books is nowhere near as explict as HBO plays it. Its very gratuitous, unnecessary and does nothing for the actual story.

A friend of my parents won a couple million in the lottery, he was already well off enough as it was. He did the things like buying a nicer car and a cottage on the lake but when it came to ordinary everyday things he never changed his ways. He would go to multiple grocery stores to find the best prices, book hotels

No, fuck you is not pearl clutchy, you are right. But it is also not the edgy, non-housewifey response you think it is (as, um, I'm sure housewives use that term plenty). What it IS is incredibly off-putting for anyone actually wanting to engage you in your topic at hand- the care for Evangelical girls and their

This is all very interesting stuff, discourse I am happy you have started with this post. In the previous post, clutching your pearls over an imagined slight to Jesus (which, BTW, it wasn't- when you add the "a" in front of Jesus you are basically saying "a Jesus-like figure," which.... isn't that what purity rings

Sorry about your productivity for the rest of the day.

If only it didn't discuss beauty at all. As a dad I recently had to answer a question for my daughter's kindergarten application. It asked me to describe her without using any physical traits so that someone might pick her out of a group of her peers. Although I loathe the soul-crushing machine that is the NYC school