Okay, but “hella toupee” is kind of funny.

For a man whose supporters love him for “telling it like it is,” he sure does need a lot of convoluted interpreting from his mob of thralls/surrogates.

Are they just not even trying anymore? Or did the Trump people (not to mention the journalists) think this was somehow appropriate? And does Trump really have a communications director with the last name “Ditto”? So many questions. Although with Trump, it’s less “ditto” and more “what he actually meant by that was…

Your grandfather probably gets it from the fact that Superman was played by George Reeves on TV.

Paraplegics can be assholes, too.

At least eminem isn’t the cause of people killing them selves.

I am so fucking ready to see this woman get her Inauguration Day.

I’m going to miss these memes.

Trump is functionally stupid. No matter how bright he may be (dim, in my opinion), if you don’t use your intelligence, don’t read, don’t listen, and don’t try to learn, you are stupid.

I think Trump’s megalomania and narcissism are the roots of his evil, not necessarily stupidity. He fully believes that whatever he says is the truth because he can not possibly be wrong. That’s also why he will never fully accept losing the election without claiming that somebody else was the reason for it.   

Maybe someone can also roast that fucker Dolan, too. He is no better, Mr. I- will-spend-ungodly-(in all senses of the word) amounts-of-money-to-block-legislation-that-would-extend-the-statute-of-limitations-for-sex-abuse-survivors. NY has a surprisingly short SOL of just 5 years for both criminal and civil cases, and…

Why tf is he holding onto her arm? Every time he wants to talk/talk over Cuban, he grabs her arm like she’s a remote control mute button.

Yes that’s why but a woman is claiming a former president assaulted her. That’s certainly news. You can report this and make it entirely about Bill Clinton as it should be. 

Trump’s accusers are big news because he is running for president. A new Bill Clinton accuser isn’t a big news story because he isn’t running for president. Now, if anyone has abuse allegations to make against Hillary Clinton, that would get a post.

I’m thinking for most women it was the Access Hollywood tape, or his subsequent denial of actually doing those things to women. To me it makes 100% sense that none would bother putting themselves through this before, but that his description of assaults and denial were too galling for these ladies to put up with it…

Because Bill Clinton is NOT RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As if someone wouldn’t flinch if they knew it was *Donald Trump* touching their breast? His “logic” is consistent, I guess — that he can do whatever he wants because he’s Donald Trump. Whatever he does is automatically Not Bad in his brain. In fact, it’s The Best.

Will Leslie Millwee’s claims get a post as well? It’s a new allegation, so it’s definitely news. Breitbart and Trump certainly do not care about this woman’s welfare. But it should go on record that she claims Bill Clinton assaulted her.

Fuck anyone questioning timing of this. He fucking triple dog dared these women to come forward with his supposed respect for women. Here’s a man used to doing whatever he wants, to whoever he wants knowing they cannot do anything back because court is expensive as fuck. This is such a beautiful thing to witness.

All that remains is our sacred right to vote for the peope who will lead us for the next few years. Sorry if that bores you, but I get chills when I cast my vote.