No. Right now I don't know if I will watch any more baseball. 

I am a baseball fan and I won’t watch a single game of this world series. I’m going to urge everyone I know to do the same.

“Sign-owner Jane Leighty tells NBC the thing that hurt her most about the early-morning attack was the fact that passersby fist-bumped the blowtorch guy instead of calling the police.”

I drink and I pull the herb up from the doobie ashtray and I have to fill the doobie ashtray at a rate that’s running a deficit.

I only got audio, but is Pipps hammered at Wrigley?

Here in Chicago people add the possessive for no reason, and also add a “the” for no reason.

“Still, I’ll say this: At least Hitler had a plan. Hitler knew what he was doing.”

I roamed the whole block, everyone’s backyards, hopping fences, roofs occasionally, playing really serious hide and seek and kick the can. There was a pack of a dozen or so, about 50/50 girls boys.

She had him so livid, uncontrolled; horrible person and horrible positions aside, he’s a megalomaniacal piece of shit who can’t cope with the least bit of criticism.

I know some shit people too.

I don’t understand if he was like a bitch in how he moved on her, or he moved on her in the manner he typically would a bitch.

This comment needs more love.

I live in Cook county, IL (Chicago) and Hillary’s getting my electorals regardless of how I vote, thank God. I want to make a protest third party vote but my choices are an anti-vaxxer and “What’s Aleppo?”

Laughing at a man, too! The audacity!

I was fat and unhappily married when I wrote that. Now I’m slim, wiry n divorced and the ladies fucking love it. High five me, mang. Life is a funny thing.

Twin friends of mine is HS would dress the same every day. I could tell them apart but it wasn’t easy and it took a while. They’re names (I changed them here) were Frank Sam and Sam Frank.

Not in the least. You’re experiencing love CX and et cetera

Why can’t I star this repeatedly, goddammit?