38 TDs, 2 INT...

"Cricket" type personal phaser. Weak ass shit fit for use by chumps like Wesley Crusher, as you can see from the sweater cuff:

The Passion Of The Cut

this is now a Bloodsport gif thread

Sadly, none of these cleanses will wash the bullshit out of your brain.

After the accident the Panthers reported Cam Newton as "questionable" for Sunday's game against Tampa.

"Don't let the length scare you off."

I don't know what these are, but the look, um, appetizing.

gtfo

"Bring us your tired, your poor, your huddled asses yearning to be fucked."

Because that IS the turn on. People don't choose their kinks. The heart wants what it wants.

He will never win. There is so much fucked up shit about that guy that will come to light in a presidential election he'd have no chance.

Way better than the jumbotron or family reunion or public shit like that. "I want to begin the commitment of our lives together by putting you in a high pressure public situation with no warning!"

Stuffed crust abominations, indeed.

Ohhhhhh ho ho hoohhhhh shit, that movie. I made it through most of it but I had to turn it off at that part, you know which part.

There are plenty of Muslims in sports that don't believe in gay marriage. Call them bigots, why don't you...