Sound_and_Pippen
Sound_and_Pippen
Sound_and_Pippen

An internet to you, citizen.

(w/ apologies to PracticalThinking. You were first, but I just made this and I wanted to use it =D)

+1 for taking the high road

I like your comment. But it's not so much turnabout as a mature person is totally right to know what they want sexually, and how far they're willing to go without it.

how big was it?

Ball was in the dirt. And it worked.

Enjoy otters.

Stick around to 1:51 (or really don't just skip ahead), where they kick it up a notch!

I was excited by the headline, which I initially misread as "Engagement Chicken: A History Of Culinary Romantic Biscuit."

Seinfeld holds up better than friends, on repeated viewings.

Zardoz is pissed. Always.

You mean like these?

I can't believe Newsweek still exists.

I love it.

Nothing against this French Montana person, but Montana Wildhack will always be my Breakfast Of Champions.

Dude seemed pretty chill about it. I'd have been Pist off.

My breakup story is not a breakup story. Sex on third date, and my dumb ass gets the flight response. Walking around the Chicago botanical gardens with her the next day, thinking how I was gonna end this and guilty and sad it didn't work out.

You know how it's really hard to let people say terrible horrible no good things about you but sometimes it's better to just be quiet than say anything because saying things can be worse?