Don't do that, on the internet no one needs to know you're a dog!

I would've yelled "Food AND violence" and thrown some meat at her.

Hotel rental porn is just the worst. I'm paying for it, I wanna see the good parts.

I just want a peaceful solution.

You can't call it "The World Series of Cleavage" and then not post any renboobs, man.

I have that one, and I actually use the guard sometimes!

Traffic and weather on the 9" s

Got one of these, I love it.

So quick, so convenient, so fucking dangerous.

Garlic mincer

A non-surgical option:

Think twice. And then two or three times more.

And lemons.

It is hilarious, and the person who did this first is an insane comedic genius. But he also unleashed this disgusting thing upon our world, and has doubtless inspired many copycats. And that is horrible.

What if someone takes an upper-decker in that urinal?

You could up the challenge by having to grab the next guy's nuts.

"Have you heard about this guys grabbing for charity thing going around?"