Dude's crazy. Thinks he's a walrus.

It's a doggy dog world.

The man was never accused of stupidity, only rightly accused of a remarkable ignorance of cooking methods of eggs.

If you were wondering what separates the merely-very-good players from the greats...it's farts.

Wearing all that gear, I'd think you'd just fill your sweater with farts.

That's the joke.

Yeah, but it's not choose one of three.

Atala has successfully engineered half a dozen human penises and is currently testing them for "safety and effectiveness," so that they can get the approval necessary to attempt a first in-man test.

http://www.manvsmagic.com/

Voting IS like pizza and (/or) sex: when it's good it's really good; when it's bad it's still pretty good.

Tyra began promoting the announcement by posting and tweeting a stream of black squares on her Instagram and Twitter pages.

Shockadelica.

Johnny? I thought jimmy, more properly jimmy hat.

Hodor

Lin may have destroyed the life of a child forever...

Gonzagas. This is Deadspin.

I like "sweater meat" too.