Not crashes, but car trouble:

Cronenberg's Crash ('96) was pretty hot.

Getting hit by a car might actually be a real website.

Just don't divide your cat by zero.

Blow it out your hairdo, 'cause you work at Hardee's.

Clearly punishing herself.

WHY THE HELL YOU THINK THEY CALL IT A BURROW OWL ANYWAY?

was a linebacker at Oregon State "where he enjoyed "a respectable rookie season with 88 tackles and 7.5 sacks

Not a member, a pawn.

Shit man the Illuminati are behind EVERYTHING. They're building landing strips for gay Martians outside Des Moines.

I'm totally convinced Annie C is a pretty cool person IRL and would be a really fun date. NO ONE CAN TELL ME OTHERWISE.

I just heard one of these dudes on the radio that other day, they said the Illuminati are involved and Joan Rivers was killed for making that joke because OH SHIT THE CAT'S OUT OF THE BAG!

It's like poutine with pulled pork. Concept is good; Wendy's highly likely to fuck it up.

and Harley will murder you.

Pussy eating Superheroes:

The Red Dog beer cap showed Batman going downtown. But it could have been a joke about how he won't.

It'd be like fucking Jon Snow. Scared of naked girls and guilt-ridden afterwards. Really makes a girl feel good about herself.

Yeah, except lotsa dudes would like the idea of more women for the men. It's selfishness, not principle.

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