It's not like there's a whole lot of difference in a chicken being killed and a chicken being killed.

Raccoon Dogs are called Tanuki in Japan, and there is a long history of art showing them using their humongous nutsacks for, well just about anything you can think of.

I didn't see anybody in the tent - but maybe I missed it. It could be a shadow of his hand, Rosie Palmer waiting for him. It could be a ventriloquists's dummy.

He's going up the stairs, to the executive office where they store the rigid penises.

The firebuilder is using his boner pill to masturbate. And that's less sad than it sounds.

Dude will build you a bridge to Bonersberg!

That lizard birth really freaked me out. I couldn't stop thinking about it, horrified, for weeks.

The diet may be healthy and provide results. That's great.

Peachballz. The light fuzz of pubic hair on the testicles of their target market.

The bottom pair is fake.

You went down on Madonna too soon. And life is shit from here on out.

What percentage of boys leave high school having masturbated there...

Of course I do. I love coffee, and I love candy, so coffee candy is win/win.

This is my real son as a baby.

I got hairy knuckles and Mamba.

Yup. Why do you call police when your husband is missing for a short while like that? Maybe he was having mental issues and she was aware of it and worried.

well shit, if we're getting away with nipple photos

If you go to the back you can have a whole other set put on.