I'll just leave this here.

Is there a particular glove finger one is meant to use? Or just luck of the draw?

Huh. It's usually the guys in the red shirts getting clobbered.

I love dogs, but cats are better.

Like squashing his big stupid face into his helmet so he looks like an orangutan having an allergic reaction.

You've gotta respect her commitment to the craft. She's like Herzog.

tl;dr

"Paula, I got it wrong...and I'm sorry for that."

One small turd gingerly removed from the enormous pile of shit humanity has to answer for.

Blindfolds for NFL officials.

a cuddleslut!

Hodr?

what's so creepy about holding hands?

need one where you cuddle with anonymous fuzzy animals

That's the one where someone will sit by you on a park bench and blow in your ear, right?

7 at least

Up next: Hanjr

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brining him to the dance floor