Sure, but being super rich is it's own reward. Not so much being a shitty tipper.

I wonder how much waitresses hate the opening sequence of Reservoir Dogs. I bet they lost a lot of money in 1992.

Oh yes you can.

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I can't speak for the origin or validity, but it's not necessarily meant disparagingly. It can be done well. This guy, for example:

So what is that, the Canadian two-piece suit?

Has anybody seen Butters around?

woo2?

"I know. I know. Look, I'm sorry. It has a mind of it's own. I don't feel any better about this than you do."

White people almost always dance to music that was largely created by black people with smaller input by poor white people.

Maybe we she trying to state a rule of behavior in the car, like what you would tell your kids when they borrow it.

That guy at work, I used to say they broke the mold after they made him, and then kicked the mold-maker's ass.

I still like that face like a snake one, just because it's so weird. I mean, people don't look anything like snakes, who would ever compare a person to a snake in any way physically? It's charming in it's absurdity.

Check the other responses, some gracious friends have cleared this one up a bit.

Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

The sore dick one, it is a dirty penis humor modification of the phrase "you can't beat it," meaning something is good. I kind of like that one. He also used to say he didn't jerk off "I only wash it real fast in the shower."

You can teach your children to love the Beatles and they will end up Nickelback fans. Good luck with them treating sex like mom and dad would hope they do.

A guy I used to work with described some older (as in not very old at all) ladies as "dried up and hagged out." If he thought a woman was unattractive he would say "she's got a face like a snake." Dude was a class act.