My mother's name is Francesca*. Everyone in high school called her Francy and she hated it. She got to college and told everyone she was Jane. No explanation, just did it. And now everyone knows her as Jane. My father calls her Jane. The only people that call her Francesca are her siblings, and it sounds weird…

I prefer my doughnuts with holes. Because then I can take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut.

I never learned how to get pussy. I'm an opportunity pussy kind of guy.

If you're not getting laid, you're an asshole.

Maybe he was from Jalopnik.

The gif disappeared yesterday, but it would still show up on the notification page. And now it's back! Damn, we got some kinda Outside Context Problem shit goin on here.

Oh, now it's all clear.

This comment is something that I'm never gonna forget.

He's just a big ol' kitty. Look at this cocksucker right here. That's a good fucking kitty.

Fuck these goddamn hamsters and their tiny bullshit food.

It's not the period sex that bothers me, it's the following seven days of being unclean that're a real drag.

This is unfair, as most Princesses are doing their best to improve the lives of their subjects and benefit the realm as a whole. Harldy self-involved.

I was very upset with my Teddy Ruxpin that would say "put it in my ass." It doesn't even have a hole for that.

This outfit is like a Lamborghini. Gorgeous, sexy, and totally impractical for normal life.

...a team that includes domestic violence and sex crime experts, according to NBC...

You could have made the same point with a video of a hick getting his ass beat.

Words explode from his mouth like they cause a great painful pressure inside his body. I bet spittle flies everywhere when he speaks.

Maybe this is a dumb comment for being so obvious, but I've never heard anyone say they weren't hit as a child and they do it to their kids.

What the hell kind of school do your kids go to?