crucification

I think that any love is good lovin. So I took what I could get.

literal lols. +1

puppies

I just really wanted to use this word and have been waiting for an opportunity since April.

how many girls (or guys as well I guess?) have touched your penis

About 8% of proceeds from pink shit goes to cancer research.

+1. that's good hustle

Best comment yet. +1 literal lol.

Goodell's credibility is shot, particularly with women. And while the NFL is a male-driven business to the extreme...

And now I have to put up large Kimye again:

/no legs joke

Good comment. Please feel free to spell "fuck" in it's entirety when commenting on Deadspin. Welcome aboard!

What if her maiden name was Brown, and she hyphenated?

I would strongly suggest she leave. I would ask her why she stayed, not out of my own curiosity but to try to get her think about why doesn't she leave.

No, we aren't all wondering that.

The NFL cares about money. They need to expand their market outside of straight dudes to get more money. That's why they have tried to look like they care about women using pink shit, and to market the sport to women: get that ladymoney.

As long as your just looking. If you could be jailed for scoping jailbait they'd lock me up and throw away the key.