A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go!

Oglaf is great.

The Bad News Berettas

You had me at "my tits."

I don't know, pepperoni balls and the swastika look pretty lazy to me.

#WhyIStayed You had a big pizza dick.

I don't know why Hitler, except that it's from 4Chan. So that does explain it I guess.

I am OK with DiGiorno. It's OK frozen pizza. And how can you hate a company that does this:

DiGiorno's design your own pizza game had some unintended outcomes, too:

Now if we could get Chipotle to stop putting so much goddamn rice in the burritos.

Walking around the night you plan to pop the question with that awkward ring box bulging out of your back pocket is a dead giveaway.

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NFL, Republicans, all the haters:

You need a badass.

So that's why I put it on the dick with a bunch of babies...

Sure thing, bub. I discovered a lost Dr. Seuss book too, in my attic: Horton Hires a Ho

The Two Stooges

SPACE BOOBS