Before that picture unblurred I thought it was Mrs. Butterworth.

That movie's got something for everyone. Bowie, jailbait Jennifer Connelly.

Yeah, we all want that but does it really sploosh the panties?

Damn you sound sexy. I wish my wife appreciated her own tits and ass half as much as I do, or at least appreciated my appreciation. Cause I can't keep my hands off, all day.

Your gifs are terrific!

Lucky you're not a Blue Jackets fan.

Kirsten Dunst with pointy snaggleteeth...

I know I don't need to be embarrassed; the heart (read: penis) wants what it wants. But it's a male power type fantasy this is a ladyblog.

They don't call em sex fantasies cuz they're real.

You're awesome. :)

Oh, yeah, yeah. I knew this one girl who was beautiful all over with crooked teeth. Piece de resistance!

...alcoholic comedians.

Oh yes, a lovely spray of freckles across the nose!

English Leather do anything for ya?

Largest terrestrial predator is the saltwater crocodile. Sorry.

Is it like sleep creeping?

YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG.

Any kind of costume ears. Cat, bunny, mouse. Pigtails done up in little balls too.

Ve haff vays aaf making you come.

I'm all in for penis-themed art, like this gem: