My cat likes to drink water out of people's cups. I'll be sitting on the couch and all of the sudden I look over and she's drinking my water two feet away and I had no idea she was even there.

Slow motion vids of cats always amaze me, how graceful and dexterous the are.

Slime fetish, maybe. I didn't think they'd go in for such a niche thing.

Everyone seems to be missing the real tragedy here, that Fox still has Tony Siragusa.

Jennifer is not better than that. Her entire music career sucks. She is a very charming actor but most about 90% of the movies she's been in are shit.

You can still get those dextromethorphan gels and robo-trip your balls off, though. So that's good.

All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that white suits go missing.

Sunday's accident is the second in the last ten months at MIT. Last year, a student fell four stories from a Phi Sigma Kappa fraternity house.

Understanding that he had just been called "ugly" [by Miguel Cabrera], an amused Ichiro smiled and responded in Spanish. What he said was inappropriate for print even in an English publication.

Worst employer ever.

That's nothing. Ricky Williams went to Canada in search of the perfect hit.

Or when you're too embarrassed to attend in person.

The new hosts are part of what is being dubbed a "top-to-bottom makeover"...

Yeah, I might have been a bit over the top with the braggadocio. As I told another commenter, it's easy to talk big when you ain't in there smellin it.

That kinda thing doesn't happen outside of Mars.

Hodor?

I woulda helped, and helped clean up, and cleaned up my leg and got at it. With a clothes pin on my nose if need be. Yeah it's gross, but you can laugh and bond over it. Whatsamatta, dude? The lady got a little too real for ya? You wanna do it or not?

Hell yes.

Justin Timberlake appearing to give one of his backup dancers a friendly hug whilst clad in a beanie...

I guess I'll be sleeping in a pile of leaves again.