Blue whale. Somewhat flattering I guess, but I wanted a bird.

Are you sure it wasn't an actual dog? I will pretend it was a real dog and will feel less sad.

So much thigh. UNF.

2.) People who intentionally get hit by cars.

*passenger will be frozen and stacked in storage bin with other frozen passengers to be defrosted at destination. Survival of defrosting not guaranteed.

This looks more like some kinda body stocking than nude.

I don't know, that fox just wouldn't let up on the poor guy.

Oh no, no. 2 is worse than 3. But point taken re mom: nobody gives a shit, lady.

Jon Stewart's and Nathan Fillion's lovechild.

There is no such thing as a good white rap parody video.

Very rare moment of doubt. Like, eighteen-leaf clover rare. Half life of 3.8"x10^-13.

Shit's so sick, took a hit and picked up a habit.

Yeah, this is good, but every time he drives the lane he gets called for charging.

You trying to get the sack?

...does not have arms long enough to box with God...

Agreed. And if people don't like that, too bad:

This is what Welker sees all the time after his third concussion in a year.

Lazy meaning the concept. There doesn't seem to be much to it artistically. Violence against women, by women who are victims of violence is a very well trod subject in art. To jump in and lug around a mattress, and make a video seems flimsy.