Stop filming me, goddamit!

This is...I don't know what this is. But I like it.

Some were too shocked, some undid their pants to masturbate and by the time they looked back at the screen the Christina kiss was over.

TEACH THE CONTROVERSY

Does no one remember that Madonna kissed Christina Aguilera too? So unfair.

What's in the cup?

All the dicks are white. THAT'S RACIST.

These vids are so shaky I think I'm going to barf.

...and — surprisingly — actually use the word "vagina."

Hodor

Sexed-up -granny quilt- or

Ms. Bass, at this time, has made no comment on the dress code violations of the sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wasteoids, dweebies, or dickheads.

dunno. I found it on the interwebz. Pretty sure the babies r shooped in . God I hope they are.

Some of the things he is accused of doing sound like they could be legally actionable, but so far it's just the Mars Hill Church going through their own process to throw him out. They are realizing the have sown the tribal tattoo and reaped the douchebag.

Yes.

This story is breaking all over the news sites. Generating quite the media buzz.

Sexy bucket costume?

Maybe he accidentally washed his balls with Lava? And they feel chafed and tender?