This poor guy probably has some kind of disability or something. :(

What does having a boner feel like?

I think you did very well.

Fake boobs under a turtleneck. Look like this for a few days. Then make your choice.

When I read the comics, I felt the only good Sin City was the original story with Marv. I loved that comic so much, I really wanted the follow ups to be good, but they just weren't.

I loved his 7-up commercials

Racism is so universally reviled a thing in principle that no one thinks they are a racist except some white supremacists. Witness idiots saying that black people are the real racists for accusing cops of racism.

Apocryphal quote.

Racism, I don't know. Part of me feels like fuck em all, part a matter of degree.

Laughing at Gwyneth is a tradition around these parts, as she has made herself so infinitely laughable. I love my ridiculous Gwynnie. It's just good, clean, organic, fun, locally hand-crafted by artisans.

I've seen pics posted on io9, maybe it all comes back soon?

my pic ain't there! Dammit I thought we had pics back!

Some fans have been hoping for a Spider-Woman "re-booty" if you will:

Hatin' my family...

Mark, I expect your posts to be horrifying, but in a GOOD way.

I got smarts pretty high on the list:

It puts the lotion in the basket or it gets webbed again.