Why are these guys all so baby smooth? What the hell happened to men? You know what makes shirtless + necklace work? Grow some fucking chest hair

Customs officer: what is the purpose of your visit?

Iggy's big blonde beaver?

Now I better not hear any of that "my jaw's too tired" crap.

I was dying to get my pussy on one of those, but it turned out to be a big awkward disappointment.

Oh goddamnit I lol'd. +1

Some things I enjoyed as a child are still good, like the original Tom & Jerry. The black and white Popeye from the thirties where people get stabbed and shot and sawn to pieces and Popeye punches EVERYTHING are better than ever contrasted to the sanitized cartoons they make today.

Even worse, bad hair!

Go shove your invisible hand down your throat and choke, Mr. Smith.

Son, this is what happens...

Laura Ingalls Wilder's Original, Adults-Only Memoir

That's a good point. My dad played the lottery for years, and he's the one that told me that line about the mathematically uneducated. He knows he's pretty much throwing away the buck but it's fun to dream. And you can't win if you don't play.

"I don't want to look like a predator," the 20-year-old economics major said. "It's a little bit of a blurred line."

This is similar to the lottery. Poverty + lack of fair opportunities to escape = tax on the mathematically uneducated

You are beautiful.

That's rough.

is this derp?

If this guy has any balls or decency he will give it all to the United Negro College Fund.

"After 60 years of supporting the blacks I give up."

Are we ever going to be able to comment pics/gifs again? Why can't they rey out and approve that shit just like everything else?