“... or you can be like New York City, where any sports title is immediately forgotten because we’ve already moved on to talking about new restaurants.”

It’s been less than 48 hours and the parade hasn’t even concluded, and people are already saying this shit. Anybody already saying Cubs fans should shut up is far more annoying than Cubs fans.

Holy Shit, if I have to hear about Hamilton one more time, I’m going to jam a fork in my eye.

I’d buy all of the merchandise if it were the Cleveland Steam.

This article is why the term “SJW” was invented

Not a fan of real baseball?

Not that being dead ever stopped Chicago residents from participating in the electoral process.

You know who didn’t fucking do this? White Sox fans, after 88 years. We had some dead family members too but didn’t caterwaul about it endlessly.

That lady shouldn’t wear white-face, it’s offensive to my people.

Go fuck yourself

I actually like Miles just fine. The problem is that they made Pete awesome, and it was fun to read, and then they killed the only likable guy in the Ultimate universe, and that makes it harder to like Miles. Also, killing Pete off makes Gwen, MJ, and Aunt May all out of the picture, for the most part. They’re minor,…

Yep, Ultimate Spider-Man has probably been one of my favorite comic runs in recent memory. For all the fiddling it did with the traditional storylines, it always focused on characters and relationships, and that made everything turn out fantastic.

Well, you can’t spell “Jeurys Familia, NYM” without “injures my family.”

I’m sorry but I don’t believe these reports. As a Mets fan, I can tell you Familia can’t beat anyone in October.

If I were a Chargers fan, I would love to rock a Drew Brees jersey....

“What’s the sport that’s the most fun to play but least fun to watch?”

Given that Cutler has worked with almost no positive stability in Chicago (including at least five offensive coordinators and suffering through the Lovie Smith era), he couldn’t have been part of a winning formula at any point. The Bears have either had terrible defenses, shoddy offensive pieces, subpar coaching or…

¡This is mine!

No, she actually has feet!