What a putz. He’s worried about human rights so he visits an area run by actual terrorists. Football players are so smart.

“On a date I tried them.”

Guys pee into cups and dump them. I know girls who said they circle the wagons and the one in the middle squats. That almost made me want to go to Times Square NYE for the first time despite living my entire 50 years in NYC.

Where the fuck did you grow up, a Victorian orphanage?

That kid deserved his cock-punch, but I otherwise agree with you. Why on earth did the writer continue to hang out with these assholes?

Baloney. Tom deserved it. It hurt? Too bad.

What a load of shit this story is. Tom deserved his cock-punch, and every teenaged boy I ever met would laughed heartily at it.

“I don’t want to be Online Social Justice Warrior here”

Read Silver Surfer. It is almost entirely removed from the rest of the MU - it’s just Norrin and Dawn flying around having wacky adventures.

Read Silver Surfer. It’s warm and funny and inventive, has a very distinctive look, and it has precious little to do with the convoluted, baffling MU at large.

The problem is lumping everyone under one racist umbrella. In a response to someone else you said that people who voted for Trump are racist and sexist, if racism and sexism doesn’t mean enough to you to vote against it, then you’re partly racist and sexist. If you can do any of these things, then you’re ignoring the…

Here’s the thing: you’ve finally overplayed the racist card. It’s thrown around all day at literally everything liberals don’t like. So it means nothing anymore. It’s a meaningless accusation. You never read that Chicken Little story when you were a kid?

Oh no. Please don’t go. Whatever will we do without an impotently fulminating humanities (-snicker-) professor?

The hypocrisy of the left is boundless.

What an insufferable douche. Are you so consumed with your left-wing politics you have to bring them up every time you open your mouth?

You are either not very self-aware, or a hilarious troll, if your contention is that conservatives whine about mean liberals.

I am old. I watch a LOT of TV.

People still watch commercials? DVR costs like $12 a month. Among the best expenditures on my monthly nut.

I could watch JDM ham it up like this for 30 minutes a week for years. Negan is fascinating and hilarious. I care less and less about the “core” of the show; the characters are all played out (tough-guy loner with heart o’ gold Daryl, iron-willed Maggie), have become supremely annoying (Carol, Morgan), or are…

I posted this a long time ago, one of the first comments I ever wrote on IO9: