For the record; something bad happened to Teddy Bridgewater when he was drafted. Also, BLAIR WALSH BLAIR WALSH BLAIR WALSH.

I’m a firm believer that there is no such thing as inedible pizza (including Elios) but pizza in a dumpy joint clearly not owned by Italians in NYC really pushes the edge. Not because the ingredients are bad, but because the pizzas have usually been sitting around collecting fly dung for HOURS until an unsuspecting…

If you really want to live boys and girls, go score yourself some Banana Ketchup. It's actually pretty damn great.

Liberals: “Conservatives are nuts, liberals would never repress anyone’s free speech.”

Conservative: “Trump should be president.”

Statements for and against the flag are perfectly OK. However, one must also be prepared for the consequences of that speech. If you attack the USA be ready for your fans to slam you and to decide not to spend their money with you any more. Actions have consequences.

Just like people feel the westboro(sp) protests are inappropriate, it is perfectly reasonable for Brees to be offended by Kaepernick’s protest. For the record, Kap’s protest doesn’t offend me in the least. I by and large don't care about these symbolic shows of patriotism or protests. I am more offended by the…

Did you ever consider that the shortstop IS one of his estranged children?

Hey cunt, this story was not about game tactics, it was about a shitbag thug kicking another player for making a fair play. It was about uncontrolled rage when he didn’t get what he wanted. It was about his superiority complex to another human.

What about the CHILDEREN?

I heard AP is having another kid.

For the record, Joe Namath sucked:

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Here’s the thing about being a Jets fan. It’s just so goddamn bland and generic. The best offensive player they had in my lifetime is either Curtis Martin or Keyshawn, both of whom will be remembered by fans of other teams as “pretty good”. Their best QB’s are either Noodle-Armed Chad or Vinny, both of whom are just…

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

I have the same gait when I have to poop.

you ARE a soullessMonster

Today I learned people once went to TGI Fridays to get laid.

This is the type of source material they need for romance movies that don’t feature Seth Rogan

Bravo good sir.

See, when I feel an ill wind, I also try to let it out, but it usually becomes a shart at that point.