(this is a team that came out to Van Halen for years, for Chrissake)

This is exactly why I wear nothing that denotes which team I root for out in the wild. I can’t handle other fans one bit. I like the game, I like the team I root for, but that’s as far as it goes. There are literally only 3 people who root for the same team I do that I will willingly talk about the team with, and…

Try it with those jumbo California black olives. They have this nice nutty flavor. i don’t chop them. Just put them in whole the last few minutes.

Counterpoint - you don’t actually have to do something like this, but you should be able to claim you did.

Goddammit, WHY did I not read further down into the comments before I commented?

Saw The Who a few months ago in the company box at the Pepsi Center (I KNOW, IT’S A SELLOUT MOVE AND THE VIEW SUCKS). Had limited expectations since it’s only half the original lineup, but Pete and Roger fucking rocked. And Zak Starkey joined in on drums. It sounded if not exactly like The Who, pretty damn close.

I’m not ashamed to say that’s the exact reason when I pee at home, I pee sitting down. I don't want to clean the bathroom floor on the weekly, plus it gives me some extra time on the phone.

I’ll see your fried chicken and raise you a grilled cheese.

That’s bad and you should feel bad. You don’t always have to leave booze but in this case you shoulda.

This is a terrible take. Go eat your shitty flavourless bread meant for pigeons and GO HOME.

Yea. It’s that. Not that the teams are awful and historically irrelevant.

Well, the announcers don’t mention it after every fucking play anymore.

The “GUMBO GUMBO GUMBO” references have become a classic.

Hilariously inaccurate. Most of us went to shitty SUNYs, thank you very much.

— SUNY Plattsburgh ‘00

Wait.
People like gymnastics? I mean, besides the NBC commentators?

I’m not trolling. I just don’t get it.
Subjective scoring, no direct competition, no skills that translate to other sports. Can’t be done outside of exclusive gym apparatus.
Diving is the only thing worse.
Parkour would be more entertaining.

I understand…

PEARLS BEFORE SWINE is the single funniest comic on a consistent basis today. Others like F MINUS, DILBERT, & FOXTROT deserve high praise as well. Before GET FUZZY started repeats, it also ranked as one of the best. CUL-DE-SAC was magic.

Pooch Cafe is a pretty solid comic

F-Minus anyone? Maybe it’s not out anymore. Was my fav.

I expect Get Fuzzy might have earned one or two ranks higher if Conley hadn’t kinda disappeared into the ether without an announcement of hiatus or ending of the strip. Such a brilliantly drawn and funny comic, I wish I knew what happened.

Dilbert this low can only be explained if the author has never spent significant time in a traditional office workplace. Few comics ‘nailed it’ like Dilbert. http://dilbert.com/strip/2011-03-…