having attended last night’s debacle, i’d sign up Johnny Mac for the bullpen immediately

I remind myself whenever I wake up, that the world is at an unparalleled level of peace and prosperity, while the population continues to grow. Yes, there are terrible tragedies, and places where things aren’t so great, but, as a species, and definitely, as an American, there really aren’t many better times to be…

But the opinions are okay as long as they're liberal. If a conversative opines I get triggered.

So using your logic, I guess that means Mike Hessman just jumped from 14 career MLB home runs to 447 (when adding in his 443 minor league HR’s).

Nah, Charlie Hustle is still, and likely forever will be the hit king. I love Ichiro, and I like you cheeky bastards here at the Spin trying to be cute, but Rose didn’t get almost 1300 of his record hits in AA

If you combine all the hits I got playing Major League baseball with the hits I got playing whiffleball in front of my house I also have more hits than Pete Rose.

I went through a Cosmic Brownies phase for a while, as a single full grown man.

True story:

Most of the Little Debbie catalog holds up well. My favorite were (and still are) the Nutty Bars, but Zebra cakes, Jelly Rolls, and even the Oatmeal Creme pies are still pretty tasty.

I was with you and then I saw “flip flops.” ::shudder::

So people hate on cargo shorts, but these assholes ^^^ and these shorts are permitted to walk the Earth? Explain the logic in that. “Cargo shorts make you look stupid, but these mini shorts that look like you are one dropped cell phone away from giving the entire line at Chipotle a show. The guys who created this…

Ha, if it’s crazy, then I am too. Going to a game is the only time I’ll double/triple up on team stuff. Off to Target? Only the team cap OR shirt. Off to the game? Cap, shirt, jacket, whatever.

The new fashion of tightish shorts that stop above the knee is one that weirds me out. I was born in a baggy shorts era and I’ll die in a baggy era (in my head). None of this John Stockton nut-huggers on casual Saturdays for me.

I will never cease wearing cargo shorts. I have no idea where this stigma appeared from. Probably those assholes that wear shorts that come above the knee (mens shorts should not stop above the knee) and are as tight as their bullshit skinny jeans were when they were in style 5 years ago (they looked fucking retarded…

he said it himself. phone wallet and keys. thats already too much for the front pockets. then you got your smokers, pack of cigs and lighter or pack of j’s and lighter/matches. maybe your going to the movies and want to sneak in some soda and candy. going to a show or game, gotta carry tickets. and if you take public…

I regularly carry two cell phones and other various professional detritus when I’m not in the office. God bless cargo shorts, and fuck you straight in your ignorant and judgmental ass.

Exactly. What people fail to realize is that people who wear cargo shorts don’t think they are cool. They just don’t give a shit what others think, which is cooler than someone who cares what others think.

“I only want to watch famous people do the stuff they’re famous for. Anything else is a waste of time.”

What about those of us that aren’t LGBTQ or Euro?

Cargo Shorts or GTFO. I'm too old to worry about impressing anyone.