I am not worried. We have Conforto and Lagares and Grandy. And let’s not forget the Mets’ rich 50-year tradition of developing great homegrown OF talent - players like Darryl Strawberry, and Cleon Jones, and... uhh..

The Cleveland Naps? What?!

He never got a chance to start, I don’t blame him for hating us.

I mourned for weeks. When I finally eased out of it I decided I would never again let sports affect me so. It made 2007 and 2008 a little easier to deal with.

Where Beltran fucked up was ignoring the first pitch, a meatball right down the pipe. Wainwright had just walked LoD to load the bases and he HAD to start off Carlos with a strike. If he was up there hacking he hits a walkoff grand slam and is on the Mets’ Mount Rushmore and probably goes to the Hall of Fame. And…

My wife got a job in a public college, primarily for something to do now that our daughter is older. It’s a union gig and she can’t opt out. Besides her dues being spent on political views she does not support (forced speech!), there is zero accountability. There are nice old ladies in her office who are staggeringly…

People need to mind their own damn business. I was at a Mets game years ago and this imbecile and his friend a couple rows in front of us in field level spent the entire game cheerleading the crowd, demanding we stand and do the wave. I finally told him to shut the hell up and sit down. He comes over to my row,…

It’s called “virtue signaling”. Progressives scrambling to show how tolerant they are by making something out of nothing. Like that d-bag up above all proud of himself because he claims he quit boy scouts because of the “racist imagery”.

Many years ago I was between cars and bought a 71 Fury to knock around in. It was a hideous brown so I roller- and brush-painted it with a can of black Rustoleum. No prep at all, I didn’t even do a great job washing it. Lasted the two years I had the car. For good measure I handpainted the Bat-symbol. To this day,…

My rich friend in HS in the early 80s got an immaculate Datsun 240Z for his 17th birthday. He complained all the time about it so his dad then got him a brand new Firebird. He wrecked that driving drunk and after being “punished” by not having a car for two weeks he got a brand new 944. That was right around the…

It’s because she’s incontinent.

Oh, that terrible welfare reform policy. Much better to saddle people with a lifetime of dependency in exchange for votes.

YES. My parents are old and I have to take them around on holidays and such. I want a car that can comfortably seat 6 that isn’t a giant SUV or minivan. Seems everyone stopped making benches 20 years ago.

I know it’s the lukewarm taek “Derr herr, baseball is boring”. But really, this game was scintillating, and I have no rooting interest for either team. C’mon, Kershaw coming in on one days rest to close out the game against Daniel Murphy - that was epic!

You’re damned if you do and damned if you don’t. Ask Terry Collins, and all of us that were going bananas when he sent Matt Harvey out to finish off the Royals in Game 5 last year.

Plataforma is insane. You could get your money’s worth just at the sushi bar. And the endless meats...

One of the perks of my job is occasional access to really good seats, frequently combined with a meal at one of the high-end clubs/restaurants first. And frankly, I love the feeling of booting some commoner out of a 12th row field box in the fifth inning after gorging myself on meats and cheeses and 14 beers. I even…

“Dryer. It knows about all your stains.”

That is WAY too much shit to apply to a quality steak. Salt and pepper is all you need, not some fakakta barbecue rub.

A lot of Republicans acknowledge that Trump is “special-needs” and are either sitting this one out or voting Johnson.