I trust Nolan feels the same way about guns. “Sometimes things happen, and we can’t lose our civil liberties to try and feel safe.”

Souvenirs are the worst. Every time anyone in my family would go away they’d come back with a t-shirt I’d never wear, or some shitty trinket to clutter up my house. My wife likes to buy a fridge magnet wherever we go on vacation, so then people started bringing us those back. That’s not the way it works - it’s…

You young’uns need to let this Beefsteak Charlie’s offer soak in. There was a time (gotta be what - 30 years ago?) when you could sit in the equivalent of a TGI Fridays and swill pitchers for hours, for one low price. They also had the unlimited shrimp bar, and occasionally had all-you-can-eat ribs specials. Ah, the…

I’ve been envisioning a different debate situation. When Hillary had that ... whatever the hell it was episode, horse-face Huma went on at length about how Hil refuses to drink water. I bet I know why. Urinary incontinence in old ladies is not uncommon. I’d wager a decent sum Hil occasionally springs a leak. This…

Stupidly expensive houses and cars that are built by other companies. With employees who make their living swinging a hammer in those houses, or painting those cars. And working in their accounting department, or as secretaries, or in marketing.

You might find other countries more to your liking. Perhaps Cuba.

That Master’s requirement is absurd. Most of higher education is a scam perpetrated on the American public solely for the benefit of otherwise unemployable academics. College kids forced to take classes completely unrelated to their field of study... scandalously pricey graduate degrees that are totally unnecessary…

I know a guy who gave up on the expensive, miserable experience that is attending games at the Meadowlands. The best only good part of the stadium experience is the tailgate, so he decided to have them in his yard. He sets up around 9 AM with bagels and bloody marys before firing up the grill. Has a TV on a cart in…

I worked with a guy from China who said the very idea of cheese made him queasy. Then he would microwave a lunch he brought from home that smelled like an incontinent homeless lady with a yeast infection.

This season is a gift. The injuries have piled up to historically absurd levels, Conforto has been confounding, we trade for the NL RBI leader who immediately forgets how to play baseball... and yet here they are. TEAM OF DESTINY.

Blaze’s GR is the most visually awesome character in the history of the medium (with the possible exception of Silver Surfer). And he has a great story. It is mind-blowing that they managed to screw him up in the movies so badly that we are now subjected to this cheap substitute.

There weren’t too many more obvious signs of douchery than those short, snug corduroy shorts guys wore in the 80s, usually with a popped collar (or multiple polos, all popped), docks and Ray-Bans on top of his head.

Oh, stop. Our Sweatpants Kid’s dad was a multimillionaire. He got a Porsche for his 18th birthday after wrecking the classic 280Z he got for his 17th. He wore sweatpants every day because he was lazy, flabby, and slow to mature so he didn’t care what girls thought of him.

It’s time to get Indians off the reservations, which are nothing but farms for alcoholism, child abuse and despair. End the nonsense of “sovereign nationhood” and join the country you are obviously a part of (and gladly accepting aid from).

I’m just gonna say it: the people who lost someone that day need to move on, too. Yes, it was terrible. But they carry on as if they were the first people who ever had a family member die. People are shot/stabbed/killed every day. Yet they wallow in their public displays of grief, and make all kinds of demands, and…

We don’t need “affordable” (read: subsidized) housing. If you can’t afford to live in New York City, you get to go live in New Jersey. Eventually an open market would find its level. If waiters can’t afford to live anywhere near the restaurant they work at, eventually they will leave; or the restaurant owners will…

So, I guess, why do people want yards?

Sure looks like it! I googled PT Cruiser pickup because I figured someone must have done this. Sure enough!

Or make your own.

This was a fascinating book indeed, but I found it depressing. When I was a kid I believed in the public face of Marvel- the wacky bullpen full of buddies making comics together, and the reality was nothing like it. Greedy owners, creators making nothing, guys literally being worked to death, idiot editors ruining…