I just find the hairstyles funny, period. He went from the full-on clown look to something little girls wear. What the hell is next, stripes?

Stop resisting arrest. Consider committing less crime.

It’s the Brazil nut of fruit salad

I thought that was in a Clint Eastwood movie.

The New York Daily News in the early 90s... dang, the Friday paper would regularly clock in over 100 pages. So much more (and better) reporting and editorial... entire large sections for music, Broadway, movies, random shit like “Your Health” on Wednesday. I read it daily cover-to-cover and was incredibly…

Is there any way the NFL can make the time between plays more interesting?

Unless you’re actually at a game, when the hell would you wear an NFL jersey anyway? I guess if you go out to a bar to watch a game, but that’s gotta be about it. Unless you’re ten years old, or mentally challenged.

I couldn’t give a loose stool about what any of these dingbats do before or after the game. Oh, you’re protesting something? That’s nice, now go run around for my entertainment. Enlighten us more about your political viewpoints after the game, after I’ve turned it off and forgotten about you.

We overplay the anthem so much that it’s lost all oomph.

Apparently he needs to spur a Dialogue on Race, because we don’t have enough of that these days.

You are overestimating the decency of the sports audience. I think an on-field death would increase viewership. Both the maudlin candle-holder types tuning in to see the ceremonies, and the goons who would be excited. “Damn! That’s a real sport!”

Public schools are a fucking scam that liberals love because it gives greedy union members a chance to profit off education and donate to democrat party causes, while also weakening the power of parents and taxpayers.

That was my experience. I wanted to pitch in high school but the coach only took like three kids that he already knew from his out-of-school league. I played football for four years even though I was a much better pitcher than QB. I really didn’t like football very much, it was just cool to be on a team and a great…

By that logic, why do they give out ANY women’s athletic scholarships?

This also sucks for people who hold onto their cars a long time. My wife’s daily driver has a combo CD/cassette (!) player and an aux jack. My second car is 50 years old.

“Blah blah blah racist fans... blah blah Trump something...the <insert local overrated delicacy here> tastes like shit...” insert a couple of drunk tailgate pictures and an unflattering photo of the owner... “Almost as bad as Patriot fans... blah blah racism... all the fans jizz themselves over <insert white role…

So I should somehow be guilty for something that ended 50 years before my ancestors arrived in America from a totally different country?

Years ago I was peeing in the Penn Station Mens room, the decent one where you have to have a ticket to hang out in the lounge, when I notice the guy at the urinal next to me shaking his arm rather vigorously. Guy was wanking in a crowded mens room. Not even the little semi-wall between urinals either. I just yelled…

I was ungrayed on Adequate Man for months and it was splendid. After the Great DeGawkering I am gray again. -Sigh-

Atari Home Run. This was your home baseball game and you were happy to have it!