Three words: Angry Silvermane’s Head.

LoT is terrible. The stories don’t make any sense, the character motivations are all over the place, Firestorm could probably wipe out 98% of the opponents they face while eating a bowl of cereal so they always have to figure out reasons for him not to, and Hawkdouche.

Where I live a kid killed himself after being bullied at school. Very sad. But then his family set up a similar Go Fund Me-type account. They’re not poor - it’s not like they need it for his funeral. In fact, no one ever said what it was for. But last I heard it was over $30,000.

This guy’s gotta be somewhere on the spectrum. Who the fuck likes riding a bicycle so much? He probably couldn’t work if he had to.

She was against abortion, Communism, homosexuality, irreligiosity

I was at a game when Piazza walked up to 4 different obscurities from Zeppelin’s Presence. It was glorious. You don’t hear “Hots on for Nowhere” at the ol’ ballyard very often.

It’s funny how we should disregard the opinions of this talking head because she is young and pretty and “privileged”, but we have to take seriously the rantings of a comically ugly, slightly older failed football player with clown hair.

And the smells! I work in Hell’s Kitchen and I laugh at the notion that Daredevil could operate here. With his hyper-sense of smell he would keel over in an instant in summer. Every block is a melange of piss, dog (and occasionally human) shit, restaurant grease residue, fermented liquid that oozes out of dumpsters,…

forces some people to actually be exposed to dialogue about racism.

Earlier this year on Fashion Police (I looked it up), that creepy skeleton from The Bachelor mocked some no-name actress’ (fake) dreds. Oh, the anger and wailing and apology-demanding! The show exists to skewer actors and other personalities, but they all had to grovel because a white person made fun of a black person.

Maybe “stupid” is the wrong word. He looks like a clown. A silly clown.

Is losing Teddy Bridgewater really the end of the season? There are unemployed guys (or soon-to-be) that are just as good, if not better. It’s probably a plus.

In my early 20s I picked up my girlfriend at the Jersey Shore bar where she had been day-drinking with her friends for hours. We went out to my old convertible, top down, parked down the block. On a dare, she fished out my unit. Which led to another dare. To another. Next thing you know she is in full-on cowgirl mode…

Busy doing stuff all day yesterday, I hadn’t eaten dinner and it was 10:30 so I went to the local Shop Rite to pick up some produce for the week and something for dinner. Grabbed a cheap take-and-bake pizza, which I knew wouldn’t be great. So before I baked it, I covered one half with about half a log of hot…

I would eat a (small) slice. Maybe just to say I did, but this doesn’t look as bad as you all make it out to.

Pepperoni is the pizza topping of choice for 8-year-olds and Irish-Americans. Both are likely to enjoy their slices with a big glass of milk.

Not one of the friends on Facebook I’ve noticed has actually addressed Kaepernick’s point about cops executing black people with impunity

I wonder how many people knew Kapernick was partly black before all of this.

Yeah, I didn’t realize what a dumbass Kapernick was.

One of my college buddies became a Bengals fan because he lived near Esiason in LI. He eventually reverted back to his childhood team: the Jets. I don’t envy him.