That was my experience. I wanted to pitch in high school but the coach only took like three kids that he already knew from his out-of-school league. I played football for four years even though I was a much better pitcher than QB. I really didn’t like football very much, it was just cool to be on a team and a great…

By that logic, why do they give out ANY women’s athletic scholarships?

“Blah blah blah racist fans... blah blah Trump something...the <insert local overrated delicacy here> tastes like shit...” insert a couple of drunk tailgate pictures and an unflattering photo of the owner... “Almost as bad as Patriot fans... blah blah racism... all the fans jizz themselves over <insert white role…

So I should somehow be guilty for something that ended 50 years before my ancestors arrived in America from a totally different country?

Years ago I was peeing in the Penn Station Mens room, the decent one where you have to have a ticket to hang out in the lounge, when I notice the guy at the urinal next to me shaking his arm rather vigorously. Guy was wanking in a crowded mens room. Not even the little semi-wall between urinals either. I just yelled…

I was ungrayed on Adequate Man for months and it was splendid. After the Great DeGawkering I am gray again. -Sigh-

Atari Home Run. This was your home baseball game and you were happy to have it!

Where I live a kid killed himself after being bullied at school. Very sad. But then his family set up a similar Go Fund Me-type account. They’re not poor - it’s not like they need it for his funeral. In fact, no one ever said what it was for. But last I heard it was over $30,000.

This guy’s gotta be somewhere on the spectrum. Who the fuck likes riding a bicycle so much? He probably couldn’t work if he had to.

She was against abortion, Communism, homosexuality, irreligiosity

I was at a game when Piazza walked up to 4 different obscurities from Zeppelin’s Presence. It was glorious. You don’t hear “Hots on for Nowhere” at the ol’ ballyard very often.

It’s funny how we should disregard the opinions of this talking head because she is young and pretty and “privileged”, but we have to take seriously the rantings of a comically ugly, slightly older failed football player with clown hair.

And the smells! I work in Hell’s Kitchen and I laugh at the notion that Daredevil could operate here. With his hyper-sense of smell he would keel over in an instant in summer. Every block is a melange of piss, dog (and occasionally human) shit, restaurant grease residue, fermented liquid that oozes out of dumpsters,…

forces some people to actually be exposed to dialogue about racism.

Earlier this year on Fashion Police (I looked it up), that creepy skeleton from The Bachelor mocked some no-name actress’ (fake) dreds. Oh, the anger and wailing and apology-demanding! The show exists to skewer actors and other personalities, but they all had to grovel because a white person made fun of a black person.

Maybe “stupid” is the wrong word. He looks like a clown. A silly clown.

Is losing Teddy Bridgewater really the end of the season? There are unemployed guys (or soon-to-be) that are just as good, if not better. It’s probably a plus.

In my early 20s I picked up my girlfriend at the Jersey Shore bar where she had been day-drinking with her friends for hours. We went out to my old convertible, top down, parked down the block. On a dare, she fished out my unit. Which led to another dare. To another. Next thing you know she is in full-on cowgirl mode…

Busy doing stuff all day yesterday, I hadn’t eaten dinner and it was 10:30 so I went to the local Shop Rite to pick up some produce for the week and something for dinner. Grabbed a cheap take-and-bake pizza, which I knew wouldn’t be great. So before I baked it, I covered one half with about half a log of hot…

I would eat a (small) slice. Maybe just to say I did, but this doesn’t look as bad as you all make it out to.