Yeah, because everyone is praising them here. Give it a rest already, you SJWs are a predictable joke.

Briefly? It’d be golden!

All these soccer hooligan idiots need to focus their rage on the cretins invading their countries, taking over towns, raping their women, and rioting in the streets. But I guess they’ll continue to beat up guys who like a different soccer team instead, while Europe is slowly destroyed.

You made a lot of interesting, valid and unpopular points about alcohol. But equating Catholics with the Taliban and ISIS is titanically stupid.

All this needless violence by the French and English over rooting interests in a ridiculous, dull game. Why don’t these fools expend their efforts on the invading hordes that are raping their women, rioting in the streets, and destroying their countries?

Gasp! “Dumb blonde”? That is a hurtful stereotype! How can you say something like this in 2016?

And I’m not anti-Landau. I rocked one in my 74 Monte Carlo that looked an awful lot like this sexy beast. But those things with the ribbed roofs are an abomination.

But they didn’t ask you, did they? Guys would never.

They irk me on the level of people who drive convertibles around with the top down/windows up. I am a convertible purist, I suppose.

Worse than the fake luggage rack: the fake convertible roof so ubiquitous in the 80s and 90s. Bonus points if it goes onto the top of the doors, +2 if a four-door.

There were some tradeoffs. He hasn’t seen his family in some 25 years, but his parents were garbage people so he probably doesn’t miss them. Maybe he misses some friends but that’s about it. Having made it thus far, I assume he has a mountain of cash hidden somewhere that he slowly draws on to supplement whatever he…

You can go cheap on a tux at JC Penney or the like. It doesn’t have to be well-made and durable because you’re not wearing it often. And they all look pretty much the same (except me and my spiffy 50s-era shawl collar getup).

Nah, it was money. We finally did one short trip and everyone had a blast, but that was it. It was more important to go to Starbucks every day and buy their kids designer clothes. I am happy to be rid of them.

It’s nice to have. Spur-of-the-moment invitations to formal events, fancy dinner night on cruises, James Bond role play...

This guy seems to have got away with it. It wasn’t a serious crime family, they were amateurs. One of my pals is in Law Enforcement and ran his ID and is pretty sure he tracked him down out in the midwest, alive and well and living under his real name.

Definitely different for guys. I would never ask one of my friends, not even the guys I’ve known since junior high, to pay for me. You offer, there’s no embarrassment there.

$700 for a tux? You can get a generic one in a department store for like $150 including a cheap shirt/tie/cummerbund package.

In my college years I was broke, and made very little money my first couple years after college. My one buddy was into going to clubs, eating at good restaurants, all that. He had a job “off the books” and was apparently making a fortune. I was just honest and said “Dude, I can’t afford any of this”, and he was all “I…

We had the same problem in my early 30s with my wife’s friends. We all had young kids and despite all being in roughly the same financial straits, none of them ever had money to go on a vacation together. Cruise, beach house, even a long weekend at Hershey Park, they’d always be crying poverty. Of course, all these…

Yeah, that line needed to end at “Nah, I’m broke AF.”