People already do that. They don’t get that God Bless America is not the National Anthem: standing, hat removal, and paying attention are optional.

I go antique-shopping pretty regularly with the Missus, and she regularly carries on about the spectacular deals on vintage jewelry, compared to what things go for new at a store. I mean, shit costs less than half. She was eyeing a $4000 bracelet (!) that she said would easily retail for $12,000 in a department store…

That was probably right after the BLM leaders apologized for the shitheads cheering about killing cops.

Let’s face it, Facebook and LinkedIn are just schadenfreude apps that exist solely to laugh at “Ha, look how fat my ex got” and “Ha, that asshole from college lost his job again”, respectively.

Lupica has somehow become even worse than ever. He really doesn’t “do” sports much anymore - just his Sunday random observations column, half of which are movie and book recommendations and birthday wishes/other tributes to various family members. He also gets a couple of columns a week on the other side of the paper,…

We’ll have to agree to disagree on the pissing away money part.

“intended humorous or rhetorical effect”

Are we still supposed to take women’s sports seriously? Because apparently, even the players don’t.

Where I live, every time one pops up, the idiots get it shut right back down. Burnouts in the parking lot, racing in the street... though the worst of it is the motorcycle riders who inevitably show up. Noisy, smelly pieces of shit that absolutely no one is interested in or impressed by. The dime-a-dozen assembly line…

My undergrad daughter regularly goes on rants along the lines of “I can’t wait to get out of school. I’m so sick and tired of doing stupid shit I have zero interest in. And people dumber than I am telling me what I have to do. And having to meet arbitrary deadlines and made-up standards. And having some dipshit who…

I was at the game Tuesday when the morons in the stands booed Murphy in his first game back. The downside of a team getting good is the caliber of bandwagon imbecile that starts going to the ballpark.

You would seriously like that level of confiscatory taxation? Look, I understand jealousy and resentment among the failure demographic. But anyone with a modicum of common sense should realize these levels of taxation destroy initiative, crush jobs, and wreck economies.

That sounds good. Better than the vomit-filled Corningware my cousin passes around on Thanksgiving.

It’s well established that primary voters on both sides hold more extreme views. You can’t win a Republican primary without toting your bible and ranting about gays coming to marry your son, but that stupidity is unappealing to the more moderate general election voter.

I think it would be more accurate to say it’s center-right than true conservative.

You’re citing moderate positions and calling them progressive. Try selling the soap Bill DeBlasio is hawking to the country at large; they ain’t buying real progressivism any more than they are the firebreathing, bible-thumping nonsense the Huckabees and Santorums are peddling.

I am old and my college days predate digital photography. People learned the hard way not to leave their cameras unattended at any party my friends and I attended. The only thing funnier than the nasty looks from the photo clerk were when they got official letters from Fotomat or whatever saying “We are sorry but the…

My wife and I got into a big row one time and she stormed off to the spare bedroom. I guess I’ve seen too many Will Ferrell / Judd Apatow movies, so I thought sending her a dick pic (which I had never before done) would change the mood, and she’d scamper into my room wearing a scanty nightie chuckling “Oh, you!!” and…

Someday, someone is going to hit that sweet spot. A compelling, likable candidate who doesn’t want to take all of everybody’s money and piss it away, and at the same time doesn’t give a shit if guys want to marry each other. And he or she will get all of the votes. If they can only get past the loony primary voters.

I get the idea of voting for third parties, but Cynthia McKinney makes Sarah Palin look like a Rhodes Scholar.