My undergrad daughter regularly goes on rants along the lines of “I can’t wait to get out of school. I’m so sick and tired of doing stupid shit I have zero interest in. And people dumber than I am telling me what I have to do. And having to meet arbitrary deadlines and made-up standards. And having some dipshit who…

I was at the game Tuesday when the morons in the stands booed Murphy in his first game back. The downside of a team getting good is the caliber of bandwagon imbecile that starts going to the ballpark.

You would seriously like that level of confiscatory taxation? Look, I understand jealousy and resentment among the failure demographic. But anyone with a modicum of common sense should realize these levels of taxation destroy initiative, crush jobs, and wreck economies.

That sounds good. Better than the vomit-filled Corningware my cousin passes around on Thanksgiving.

It’s well established that primary voters on both sides hold more extreme views. You can’t win a Republican primary without toting your bible and ranting about gays coming to marry your son, but that stupidity is unappealing to the more moderate general election voter.

I think it would be more accurate to say it’s center-right than true conservative.

You’re citing moderate positions and calling them progressive. Try selling the soap Bill DeBlasio is hawking to the country at large; they ain’t buying real progressivism any more than they are the firebreathing, bible-thumping nonsense the Huckabees and Santorums are peddling.

I am old and my college days predate digital photography. People learned the hard way not to leave their cameras unattended at any party my friends and I attended. The only thing funnier than the nasty looks from the photo clerk were when they got official letters from Fotomat or whatever saying “We are sorry but the…

My wife and I got into a big row one time and she stormed off to the spare bedroom. I guess I’ve seen too many Will Ferrell / Judd Apatow movies, so I thought sending her a dick pic (which I had never before done) would change the mood, and she’d scamper into my room wearing a scanty nightie chuckling “Oh, you!!” and…

Someday, someone is going to hit that sweet spot. A compelling, likable candidate who doesn’t want to take all of everybody’s money and piss it away, and at the same time doesn’t give a shit if guys want to marry each other. And he or she will get all of the votes. If they can only get past the loony primary voters.

I get the idea of voting for third parties, but Cynthia McKinney makes Sarah Palin look like a Rhodes Scholar.

“there is broad, national support for a progressive agenda”

I do not promote or otherwise espouse the use of Italian seasonings or sauces in ice cream. That was a one-time, addled attempt.

I think they’re multiplying in the linen closet.

Because I am a dirty, greasy man. I need the abrasive power of a sturdy washcloth.

“$100k. That’s two more cops they could have hired.”

This is NYC; they don’t “ask” for higher taxes, they just raise them. Constantly. And tell you you’re a bad person if you don’t want to pay your “fair share”.

I tried the shower poof once and it was not abrasive enough. Nothing beats a coarse washcloth - the more abrasive the better. I would shower with Lava if I could.

Sadly, not this one.

“Anyway, never shut someone down when they decide to break free of cultural norms and test out bold new flavors”