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General Hospital is hot garbage. My wife DVRs it and sometimes I’m too lazy to go watch TV in the basement and I’ll catch some. That shit is idiocy. I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything as dumb as the Jason storyline. And then there was that doctor that was dead and I look up one night and he’s on the show. “I…

“It’s like stating your are a Rush fan but Moving Pictures is only fourth on your list”

Foos sold out two shows at Citifield last summer. Not a football stadium but probably 50,000 per night.

Well, they have to do something to entertain themselves. It’s fucking soccer.

And for God’s sake, at minimum look at their ring finger first! My wife is 50 and still hot, and men from 30-60 chat her up in Trader Joes, Costco, the supermarket. She makes me do most of the food shopping now.

What a load of shit. Cruz is a brilliant guy who loves his country. I disagree with several of his positions, and long for the Republican candidate not brandishing his Bible like a magic shield, but he’s a better person than the two piles of excrement still in contention for the democrat nomination.

If the Republican party were able to shed all the religious wackos - the homophobes and anti-abortion crackpots - and were able to truly be the party of less government focusing on lowering taxes, lowering spending, reducing government and its onerous regulation, they could make the case for an opportunity society…

I was done with the Knicks (and basketball) when they traded my man John Starks for Latrell Sprewell. Wait... the guy who strangled his coach? Seriously?! I enjoy hearing about their futility now. I think it’s hilarious that doughball Carmelo is taking them for all that cash and won’t leave. Ditto for Phil Jackson.

They’re all lying, and are making fun of Barb when she goes to the bathroom.

“What about the Knicks?”

Remember about 10 years ago when there couldn’t be a single awards show, holiday special, or any music-related TV program without No Doubt appearing? (Or occasionally just Gwen Stefani.) It was like they had naked pictures of every single network exec or something.

My daughter is 20 and the only TV I can recall her sitting down to watch in the past 5 years is when she binge-watched Breaking Bad with her BF. She watches weird shit like Russian prison documentaries and animal programs on Netflix. But it’s mostly internet all day, with the messaging and the Twitter and FB and…

Who the hell orders strawberry if chocolate is available?

My prep is laying out newspaper (yes I am old) as if there was a non-house-trained dog on premises. Open up a broadsheet and you have a mighty canvas on which to paint your Jackson Pollack masterpiece.

“However, your biggest rival may not see you as their biggest rival.”

I’ve pounded on doors three times in my neighborhood, all for the same thing: barking dog late at night. People who leave their dogs outside deserve ass cancer.

Unfortunately I don’t think we can get a brass knuckle-type device shipped into NYC. I’ve been on the lookout at flea markets and the like, no luck yet.

Yeah, I didn’t see them freed, just unchained. I felt like Tyrion would be back tomorrow to chat with them some more, maybe start letting them out in a week.