I had to drop a deuce in a Port-O-San while tailgating outside the world series last year (a couple of hours before Daniel Murphy dropped his - Hey-OOOO). Hoverdump and stood to wipe because, Port-O-San.

I watched this show about some mob guys. One had Mom issues and annoying kids, so he went to a psychiatrist. His crew fought other mob crews and almost got busted by the feds. They ate a lot, hung out at a strip club, and made jokes. There was a gay dude no one liked. Then the main character had dinner with his family…

Nothing beats the halfwits complaining about how driving around for 45 minutes was “boring”. The suspense, the building of impending doom, it was brilliant television. The group started out all cocky, and with every new roadblock it became more apparent to them that they were not in fact the Big Dogs of the zombie…

Best Spidey cartoon since ‘67.

Please don’t remind me. As far as I’m concerned, that shit never happened - canon or not.

Here’s another way to ease the organ donation shortage: make it mandatory. People should be on a database when they turn 18 where if they don’t agree to be harvested when they die, they don’t get any blood (or organs, or especially heroic treatments) while they’re alive.

Came here to post this. The all-time indelible/ultimately meaningless play. Made Willie’s catch off Vic Wertz look like a can o’ corn.

Killing the leader would make the group too disorganized and thus unproductive for Negan. He wants to demoralize them, not create chaos. Besides, he was talking to Rick most of the time, telling him this is how it is for you now, you’re not the boss anymore.

It won’t be Aaron because no one would care. It can’t be Sasha, Rosita or Michonne because it’s getting ridiculous whacking all the POCs on the show. (In the comic, Negan has a hilarious line about that.) Also, Sasha and Rosita are boring. I don’t think Eugene or Abraham would have much impact. It won’t be Glenn…

I play with my college buddies annually. Sometimes just a round, sometimes a long weekend with 2 or 3 or 4. It’s the only time I play or even hit balls, so I am terrible. It’s OK because we’re all drinking and goofing around, but we could do that in a bar and save $120 (they’re golf snobs and always want to play fancy…

For my money, nothing beats this gem when Trump was asked whom he consults with on foreign policy: “I’m speaking with myself, number one, because I have a very good brain and I’ve said a lot of things.”

Soooo... you should only become a cop if you want to get shot? If you like it?

You just have to make sure there’s no prepayment penalty. Read the contract very carefully. If it’s not in there, they can’t try and pull it on you later.

Honda dealers also think they’re selling fucking Faberge eggs or something. “Oh, we don’t bargain. These are Hondas.” Have a nice day, jagoff.

Curious: how do you get the “internet sales guy”? Is it just emailing a sales person? I’ve gone on a few dealer websites and they don’t offer up this person.

I had a Chrysler dealer pull that on me when buying a leftover in September when the new models were on the lot. I called and told them I would be paying cash, and repeated it upon entering the dealership. After jerking me around for a couple hours trying to upsell me on trim levels or a new model-year (and chasing me…

Can someone explain again why Kristen Wiig is famous? She adds nothing. She’s like human corn starch.

Agree on Hunter: generic wisecracking tough guy with a soft center. Bobbi is awesome, though.

Yeah, it’s so boring when a sport requires thought and strategy. Guys running up and down a court taking jumpshots is way more stimulating.

“you get to celebrate on opening day in front of the team you beat, which almost never happens.”