I was thinking really old, pre-computer era cars. Mine is from the mid-60s and the only electronic component is the distributor, and the original one could be swapped back in. Maybe they can find some Model T era cars with crank starts.

If someone raided an AutoZone, they could grab up all the gas stabilizer. I put a can in a tank of gas in my hobby/weekend car two years ago and it’s still fine.

The best shopping day of the year is Easter Monday, where I zoom from drugstore to drugstore buying all the 50% off Cadbury Eggs. Regular, caramel, and the fantastic chocolate goo ones. I then eat a couple per day for weeks on end and life is grand.

That’s certainly an excellent way to express displeasure with tuition hikes - yell while a guy who makes poop jokes on the internet gives a talk.

The worst part of these laws is that women are going to take a look at the enormous line for the ladies room at the bar/ballpark/beach, glance over at one guy waiting for the men’s room, and declare themselves as Identifying as Male, and make the line for MY bathroom really long.

Yeah, the haircut is a dead giveaway. Shoulda wore a hat for that appearance on the aftershow.

He was so great in Watchmen that he’s on my very small list of actors that I will see in anything. Hell, I sat through some terrible rom-com (P.S. I love You - I looked it up) just because he was in it.

Felicity Smoak: the only girlfriend in recorded history who got upset because she didn’t get to spend time with her boyfriend’s kid with some other woman.

Definitely need to re-watch this summer. As has been my plan ever since I picked up all 7 DVD sets for $10 (total!) at a yard sale. Seller: “Wow, I didn’t think anyone would want these, I was gonna throw them away. Do you want these Friends sets too, no charge?” Me: Wow, and no thanks.

Apparently given the consensus here I need to re-watch, because I found Tara cloying, bland and unmemorable other than for being killed.

If M&N sell a Piazza jersey, I’m shocked that’s not #1.

Believe it or not, yes it does. I can’t imagine how on earth they would enforce it, though. Maybe they’ll hire a legion of Health Nannies who will go around checking people’s mouths during the game. “Hey, what do you have in there?! And don’t you think two hot dogs is enough?”

When I was like 9, one of the neighborhood kids swiped a pack of his Mom’s cigarettes. We all tried smoking and choked our lungs out. Sitting in our little fort in the woods, I came up with a brilliant idea: “Hey, let’s take the tobacco out of the cigarettes and chew it like the ballplayers do!”

How do the insurance companies know if you use tobacco? Is it the honor system? Or if you come down with gum cancer, do they say “You lied - screw you, we ain’t paying for this!”?

I hate a lot of things too, like people microwaving fish lunches in the office or Poors having 7 kids that I pay for, but I’m not looking for more laws.

Give the commies running NYC time for their long game. It starts slow, with “warnings” about calorie counts and sodium percentages. Then the bans - trans fats, large sodas, eventually fatty meats and cheeses and dessert. Soon, Mayor Melissa Mark-Viverito or Jumanji Williams will have us lined up in the streets every…

I chewed leaf tobacco like Red Man for years. After I got out of college before I got my first “real” job I was doing contracting and home improvements with a buddy and it was just fun the chew while in the truck or working outside. After that, whenever I was mowing the lawn or gardening or shoveling snow or basically…

You would have been well within your rights to leave some on the seat. Or smudge some on the inside door handle.

“You don’t have to clean your ear, it cleans itself”. What a load of shit they try and feed you.

I’ve peed everywhere, man. Worst public pee story of my life: