With juvenile court proceedings, even if found guilty she’ll probably do a year or two in a cozy facility. I hope the boy’s family finds her someday and gets revenge.

“If she is mentally ill, throwing her in jail will not do her or society any good.”

That Vincent Li story is terrifying on every level. Not least that authorities see fit to let him loose. When he kills again there should be a way to find every moron who participated in his freedom partially liable.

I am sick of the “mental health community” and their bullshit excuses for mayhem. Seemingly every other day, some asshole in New York City throws an innocent person in front of a train, or stabs someone, or punches them in the face for no reason. Almost inevitably, it is revealed that these semi-human detritus have…

“I had beefy wet hot dog farts all day.”

Any fool can rap. Shouting over a drum machine isn’t exactly a talent.

I was done when Daniel Day Lewis got jobbed for “Gangs of New York”, though I shouldn’t have been surprised Adrien Brody won for “The Pianist”. If someone plays handicapped, brave gay or holocaust person (in that order), the award is theirs.

I bought my shitty house in 1997 for $215K. Two years later a friend couldn’t find an even shittier house for less than $400K in the same neighborhood. I’m no financial genius but I knew that day things couldn’t keep going in that direction. I wish I had known how to short mortgage-backed securities.

Wow, that almost made soccer interesting for the first time ever!

Title IX says we have to make believe people care about this crap.

His pants fit like a glove! Ba-dump-dsshh!

Hollywood Knights! I thought I was the only person who remembers that movie!

“At some point you just have to accept your uncoolness and allow pop culture to blow by you.”

You want to really feel old? Try making 1st-gen SNL references. “No Coke, Pepsi” and “You like the juice? The juice is good.” got blank stares. Discussing a medication that treats two conditions at work, I added “It’s a dessert - and a floor topping!” and people thought I was having a breakdown of sorts. I decided not…

The handful of NYC residents who give a shit about hockey are Rangers fans. They marry other Ranger fans. Their kids are Ranger fans. No one is going to switch to the Islanders. And few if any non-fans are going to take up following an expensive niche sport because a team moved to Brooklyn. This isn’t a case like the…

Way too many dillholes trying too hard here with the “What is a Gronk?” comments. Oh, you’re so arch and witty. You’re on a fucking (nominally) sporto website and you’re going to pretend not to know the best TE in the NFL?

She kept your sister in a drawer? That’s awful!

It’s been a very long time since I tried - probably 7 or 8 years. I read an article about the place over 10 years ago, possibly in New York magazine, touting it as one of the best pizzerias in NY (and therefore the world). And they mentioned that you had to get there early, I found that the case - twice we tried to…

Pregnancy is far in the rear view mirror. She didn’t puke once. Never really felt nauseous either. Ate like a death row inmate on his last meal and gained 60 lbs. Which was spectacular for a 5'3 gal.

There’s a pizzeria in Brooklyn called Totonno’s, run by the same old guy for decades. He makes however many pies he feels like making that day, and when they’re gone he closes for the day. I’ve gotten there three times in the early afternoon and been shut out.