My club is in the World Series (LGM) so I’ve been watching live TV 5 nights a week all month. I DVR everything and had forgotten how annoying commercials are. Look, that Buster Posey ad was funny the first 20 times, but enough already.

Never underestimate the desire to create another government regulatory bureaucracy with a couple of thousand dues-paying, election-contributing civil servants.

If they showed actual women that the ED demo is married to, you might start thinking it’s not so much a physical problem causing Mr Softee.

“Meanwhile, when I read about christians they are usually engaging in hateful acts or murder.”

Better than Christians have it in the Moslem world.

Boo hoo hoo. Someone might be alienated.

Also, it’s not as if the Royals were hammering deGrom. They’re shortening up their swings and hitting ‘em where they ain’t. Contrast that to Cespedes’ AB in the 8th: leading off and trailing by three runs, La Potencia didn’t even consider just trying to get on base, instead swinging as hard as he could to jack that…

Or we can return to actual baseball and get rid of the stupid DH in the AL.

And lost those first two AT HOME.

Yes, the Evangelicals are the ones to worry about. Not the members of a fanatical death cult disguised as a religion who already commit suicide attacks all over the world to further their sick ideology.

Giving up nukes is a childish, naive idea. Maybe all the world’s citizens can hold hands and sing songs, too.

About 12 years ago I bought Carolina engineer boots and Durango harness boots. From October through April I alternate them daily. Both are broken in nicely and showing little sign of age and I fully expect to still have them 30 years from now. Every other year I hit ‘em with some mink oil and they are completely…

One of the best fart opportunities is at the movies, when the previews end, the lights go down, everyone quiets down... BRRRRRAAAPPPPPPP! I try to do it every time. I’m afraid I might shart one day but it’s worth it.

My wife is 5’3 and cute. I am 5’10 and not. She has perfected this technique. It’s not fair.

We had a whole season of Glenn and Maggie struggling to find each other. Are we really gonna have that again? Sophia redux? Because that’s what happens it Glenn doesn’t turn up at the gates. No thanks. He’s alive. And a putz for not pushing Nicholas off the dumpster when Nick got all wobbly.

You know what’s more gross than the walker guts trick? Getting eaten by walkers!!

My last one was Frankenstein’s Monster because I loved the old Universal horror films. But I refused to wear the dopey outfit, instead wearing one of my dad’s old blazers.

Does the Joker really have a tattoo that says “Joker” on his stomach?

I remember this chilling story from last time. Something just occurred to me which makes me think it’s just spooky fiction: you may not hear the intruder with headphones on, but wouldn’t you smell a Sharpie in your room?

If anyone thinks more than 10% of community college students are paying full tuition they are dreadfully mistaken.