That whole “Real men don’t eat quiche” routine was moronic back in the 80s, and even more so today. You’re gonna get a pie shell, fill it up with a cheese and egg mixture and a bunch of ham or bacon... and then say anything other than “YEESSSSS!”? What the hell is wrong with people? It’s Fat Pie. We need more salty…

On the contrary, there is indeed a rule book regarding the strike zone. It’s called the Rule Book. This bullshit about umpires “interpreting” it, or having their own strike zone, is garbage and leads to nonsense like Eric Gregg calling shit 12” off the plate strikes for Maddux and Glavine in the 90s. MLB should…

Yeah, just like when the Mets came SO close in 2006 and we all said “Wait till next year!” 2007 was awesome!!

And the Mets fan on the left is wearing a cut-off Billy Ray Cyrus t-shirt. WHAT? He had to have lost a bet or something.

“You are the worst team in the history of professional sports.”

Is Ernie Johnson trying to make “Iron Man” a thing? Granted I am not exposed to a lot of Oriole, but do people call Cal that? It’s annoying.

Why not just leave it to umpire discretion to award extra bases as in other situations? It was patently obvious Conforto was going to score.

Also: do not touch the coils until the next day. Just because they’re not glowing red doesn’t mean they won’t sear your fingers should you so much as brush against them. Ow.

They’re not “doing absolutely nothing”. They are making sideways peace signs. They are making duck face. If female, they are forming a line and arching their backs.

You know the answer is Yankee fans. 96 was kinda fun and cool for everyone and there were a bunch of good guys on the team including some old Mets. Couple years later, assholes are cheering on Roger Clemens like he’s fucking Whitey Ford and ignoring that more than half the team is using PEDs.

On our way to the in-laws’ for Sunday dinner we would always stop for cake, because that’s what you do. As often as not there would be 10-12 people there, plus us, so we would get a nice but ordinary and thus relatively inexpensive cake. Chocolate mousse for $15, not a $30 cheesecake.

And booze, and clothes, and hair extensions, and phones.

Bring on the revolution because some irresponsible dipshit pumped out 7 kids? Go soak your head.

In NY public transportation is simply a jobs program for the unions that fund the democrat machine. Sort of like the education system. Outcomes don’t matter, only pension sweeteners, raises and bennies in excahnge for election donations and votes.

Ugh, Gambit is the worst. His power is dopey but what really gets me is that stupid Pepe Le Pew accent. And how he has to call everyone “Cher” and “Mon petit” in case anyone forgets for a millisecond that he is from New Orleans.

What’re you talking about? Fred’s a financial genius! “Sure, we owe Bonilla $10 million... but get this: I got him to agree to $1M per year for 25 years! Meanwhile, I’ll make 10x that investing the money up front. I have a guy...”

My wife tried to get me to do that. But I was uninterested in used cheese that this kid had her grubby little fingers all over, and crusts she had bitten. Maybe I’ll eat my own kid’s refuse, not someone else’s.

That doesn’t make ANY sense whatsoever! No sauce on my pizza, and then give me extra sauce. What?

Why does Ellaria blame the Lannisters for Oberyn’s death? He volunteered for the trial-by-combat. His own stupidity in a battle he was winning cost him his life. I guess she just hates them and wants to see the world burn, but this is poor reasoning.

You need to find a better pie supplier. Crusts should be flaky, buttery and delicious.