Never underestimate the desire to create another government regulatory bureaucracy with a couple of thousand dues-paying, election-contributing civil servants.

If they showed actual women that the ED demo is married to, you might start thinking it’s not so much a physical problem causing Mr Softee.

“Meanwhile, when I read about christians they are usually engaging in hateful acts or murder.”

Better than Christians have it in the Moslem world.

Boo hoo hoo. Someone might be alienated.

Also, it’s not as if the Royals were hammering deGrom. They’re shortening up their swings and hitting ‘em where they ain’t. Contrast that to Cespedes’ AB in the 8th: leading off and trailing by three runs, La Potencia didn’t even consider just trying to get on base, instead swinging as hard as he could to jack that…

Or we can return to actual baseball and get rid of the stupid DH in the AL.

And lost those first two AT HOME.

About 12 years ago I bought Carolina engineer boots and Durango harness boots. From October through April I alternate them daily. Both are broken in nicely and showing little sign of age and I fully expect to still have them 30 years from now. Every other year I hit ‘em with some mink oil and they are completely…

One of the best fart opportunities is at the movies, when the previews end, the lights go down, everyone quiets down... BRRRRRAAAPPPPPPP! I try to do it every time. I’m afraid I might shart one day but it’s worth it.

My wife is 5’3 and cute. I am 5’10 and not. She has perfected this technique. It’s not fair.

I remember this chilling story from last time. Something just occurred to me which makes me think it’s just spooky fiction: you may not hear the intruder with headphones on, but wouldn’t you smell a Sharpie in your room?

If anyone thinks more than 10% of community college students are paying full tuition they are dreadfully mistaken.

That whole “Real men don’t eat quiche” routine was moronic back in the 80s, and even more so today. You’re gonna get a pie shell, fill it up with a cheese and egg mixture and a bunch of ham or bacon... and then say anything other than “YEESSSSS!”? What the hell is wrong with people? It’s Fat Pie. We need more salty…

On the contrary, there is indeed a rule book regarding the strike zone. It’s called the Rule Book. This bullshit about umpires “interpreting” it, or having their own strike zone, is garbage and leads to nonsense like Eric Gregg calling shit 12” off the plate strikes for Maddux and Glavine in the 90s. MLB should…

Yeah, just like when the Mets came SO close in 2006 and we all said “Wait till next year!” 2007 was awesome!!

And the Mets fan on the left is wearing a cut-off Billy Ray Cyrus t-shirt. WHAT? He had to have lost a bet or something.

“You are the worst team in the history of professional sports.”

Is Ernie Johnson trying to make “Iron Man” a thing? Granted I am not exposed to a lot of Oriole, but do people call Cal that? It’s annoying.

Why not just leave it to umpire discretion to award extra bases as in other situations? It was patently obvious Conforto was going to score.