I know that making fun of anything even peripherally related to gay is an offense worthy of public flogging, excommunication from society, and being forced to listen to Kanye West, but: isn’t the Randy Moss one even more offensive? Ha ha ha, that guy is a loser because he’s short! The Eli and Romo ones where being…

In addition to stealing two of Tom’s SB Rings, Eli’s wife is better-looking.

Indeed, lefties never censor speech. Or thought. Shocking, right?

Coates is a race-obsessed dim bulb, and in all likelihood mentally ill. The plaudits he receives are so patronizing he should be embarrassed.

It’s simple. They didn’t like you nodding off. (I’ve been there.) Either they thought it was rude, or they were weirded out that you “drank too much”. Or your wife apologized too much for it and made it awkward.

I mentioned to one neighbor that I was a Mets fan and now on the rare (maybe 1x a month) we run into each other, we might chat about them for a couple minutes. A guy (20 years older than me) down the block saw me wearing a Mets t-shirt and cornered me for 45 minutes of blather, then insisted we go to some games…

My Father-in-Law had a similar deal with the Dodgers in Brooklyn. Went to tryouts and fielded fine. Got to the plate and ripped a couple of liners off fastballs. Guy threw him a curve and he bailed out of the box, thinking it was gonna hit him. He flailed ridiculously at a few more breaking balls and they said “thanks…

You don’t bake, do you?

That’s very weird. Did you miss something? Did the husband (or wife) hit on your wife in the kitchen? Did someone fart? Maybe they stole some silverware.

I feel exactly the opposite. Hillary, just like Bill, doesn’t really believe in anything. She just wants to be President, and get PAID, and have that First Female Prez legacy. What really scares me is what Obama is going to do next year on his way out, especially after the election when he has no one to be accountable…

make me sleep on the couch...

Having an old car and working on it in the driveway has made me the block Car Expert; neighbors will occasionally ask me to help out with problems they have. I don’t particularly mind, but the thing is, my skill set is pretty limited and I only know how to do stuff my dad taught me on 60s and 70s cars like change…

Girls are the worst! Boys are all “Derp der herr, let’s play with my Tonka trucks” and they are friends for life. Girls form these weird little cliques, they openly decide to shun someone and make their life miserable, they gossip and lie. We were so happy when my wife’s friend and family moved near us. We got them…

I would love to read that paper. I need some new ones, I’ve been stuck on “Mossy Banks” (from American Horror Story) for some time now.

Indeed, I can think of several groups not exactly renowned for their tipping policies. I’m not holding my breath waiting for the posts goofing on them.

There was a McDonalds or Burger King in NYC in an Asian enclave. The local olds decided to make it their senior’s club - they would order one coffee, and then sit in multiple booths all day. When the manager finally asked them to leave they complained to their city councilman that they were being discriminated…

If I am reading this correctly, you believe that people think Boston is a lesser city than Philadelphia. Seriously? Boston is fucking Paris compared to Philly. Really, no one ever thinks of Philadelphia, except in the narrow context of “cities with the worst sports teams/fans”.

Better than both.

They need to do away with the halftime music act and have more analysis. I need more than 12 hours of CTE victims telling me that the team who wants it more is the team that will win to fully enjoy the contest.

Who’s the commie? Deadp00l or the guy singing the Pete Seeger and Woodie Guthrie songbook?