Better than the crap from last year.

U2 was far and away the best SB performance ever.

Part of being a successful manager is putting your players in the best position to succeed. Knowing their skills is a plus. Has Rendon bunted this year? Ever? Hey, why not try it in the most important game of the season?!

Some guys are just gutless. I had the pleasure of watching Armando Benitez rack up huge save numbers every year until it was crunch time. My God I am getting angry about that O’Neill at-bat just sitting here, 15 years later.

Some day, some manager is going to have the balls to throw away “The Book” and do the smart thing - bring in his best reliever at the most critical point in the game, not hold him for the save. Your setup guy is shitting the bed, your season is practically on the brink, but hey - better not bring in your $15mm closer!…

I think a distressing amount of males aged 15-60 think Penthouse Forum letters are real.

I’m only aware that there is a Macklemore and he is some kind of singer or musician. I didn’t know he was a rapper till I read these comments.

The ugly boring guys follow the same protocol: smile at an ugly girl and if she is interested she will let you know.

I went out to dinner with about 15 people at a rib place for a birthday party. We ordered drinks and apps. Everyone got their drinks, except my wife’s iced tea. “Oh, sorry, we’ll bring it right out”. And then they took another 15 minutes or so, which time the apps had already come out and were being dug into. Finally…

Here’s a tip for all the single fellas out there: leave women alone at work, and at the gym, and at the supermarket, and everywhere except parties and maybe certain bars. That girl at the bus stop? She’s waiting for the bus to take her home; she’s not waiting for you to sweep her off her feet with your clever repartee.

Yeah, there’s nothing like a wealthy acquaintance who smokes $20 cigars, drinks $250 scotch and drives a Jag, but is too cheap to pay $50 to have a chair or TV delivered and would ask me to do it.

PASS THE BRATWURST SHAKE.

And much like concert tickets, my response is to buy them very, very rarely. The Mets ran some kind of ticket discount program early in the season and I think I ended up paying more in various fees than I did for the actual tickets. I am sure I’m not alone in growing weary of being socked for ridiculous prices for…

What are the odds that someone who doesn’t have a smart phone or a fucking printer can afford football tickets?

Yeah, that was a little heavy-handed. I wasn’t around in the 40s so I don’t know how bad the sexism was, but c’mon - this agent was Captain America’s handler, and friends with the Howling Commandos. And suddenly she’s Coffeee Girl?

Everyone should listen to Johnny Cash.

If Meep had lived and grown up.

“starts”?

Cocaine Blues is a cautionary tale about how drug use can ruin your life. Deliah’s Gone is sung by a guy going insane in prison, regretting what he has done. Cash is not lionizing violence against women. Not like this dipshit.

Paula Deen would like a few words with you.