I was DYING watching the episode from last season where Spidey was repeatedly web-swinging/reusing footage like the ‘67 cartoon.

Teachers unions: worse than Cowboys fans.

It’s called an inferiority complex. I had never given Philadelphia a second thought; they were the town 2 hours south with Mike Schmidt and a handful of nonthreatening sports teams, and the Liberty Bell, and that museum with the giant heart in it, and, like, Ben Franklin stuff. Then I get to college in PA and it’s a…

I’ve enjoyed hate-watching this show the past couple of years. Once they gave up any pretense of a plot and just started throwing stuff at the wall, it became hilarious. And the semi-respectable actors signing on for a paycheck have been a hoot. Bet you wished you had stuck around for a couple more years of fat…

Yeah, I just ordered two laptop batteries in one purchase. The one that was Prime came the next day via UPS. The 3rd-party one arrived a week later in my mailbox.

Those memes about childhood in the 60s-70s nailed it.

Or you could go the other way and make up shit from whole cloth. For one term paper I cited “sources” that included an article in the WSJ written by my friend’s infant daughter, books by my cousins, and interviews that never happened.

Oh My God, 3rd Rock was awful. “The cast look like they’re having so much fun!!” Yeah, the viewers, not so much.

Aaaaaahhhh!!!

I’m either calling the cops and charging that woman with assault for spitting on me, or (more likely): “Oh, you’re going to write a letter, are you? I’m going to follow you outside. I’m going to write down the name of your boat. Thanks for telling me where you dock it. Now I know where you hang out and it will be a…

No, the Titans and Texans are the same team. Aren’t they?

I should have replied to your comment instead of the one I did above.

OK, I’ll say it: I like Gotham.

I hope the Simpsons runs forever. It still has moments of brilliance and hilarity and makes me happy every Sunday night.

Isn’t this a free pass for cabbies to bypass black people? “I had app pickup!”

During the fin-de-siecle Yankee dynasty, half the kids coming around had a “costume” which consisted of a Yankee jersey and hat. They would get 1 (one) sucking candy. The much more rare Met kid got all he could carry. A little girl in a Piazza jersey actually needed help carrying her bag off my stoop. It’s fun to…

Out of all the nondescript teams in the NFL (Houston, Tennessee, KC, Minn, Carolina, Jax, SD, Cincy, Rams, TB, Buffalo), the Cardinals have to be the most vanilla, who-gives-a-shit franchise. At least the other duds used to be good a few decades ago, or are too new to amount to much.

When we were first married I brought home some flowers on a random day. It was like a damn sitcom: “What did you do? Why did you buy these? What do you want?”

New York Met legend and current broadcaster Keith Hernandez recently did a segment where he worked in a stadium parking lot booth. I only saw a smidge of it it but I don’t think anyone recognized him. And that is right outside his “office” dealing with people who fervently folow him. If you’re not looking for someone…

He’s great, but for me his Dad is the definitive Spidey artist.