What was Brady’s signature moment this year? The single worst play call in sports history while Tom was praying on the sidelines. If Carroll doesn’t shit the bed, Brady just lost his 3rd Super Bowl and there’s a lot less “best ever” talk.

An aluminum ladder.

Soooo... they were drug dealers who menaced people with machine guns, but the police were hassling them just because they were black.

But you’d be an Olympic Champion! In an obscure event that NO ONE cares about! And you can come home, get a parade if you’re from a really small town, and then... I dunno, get a job at WalMart and bore your coworkers for the next 30 years.

“Hey, you know that ridiculous sporting event you’ve wasted your entire life preparing for? The race that literally nobody outside your immediate family gives a damn about? Yeah, turns out it is in a sewer and you may die if you participate in it.”

So laughing quietly at the absurdity that is a stripper eating Cheetos on stage = having “high” standards and disrespecting her. We’re going to have to disagree on that.

America’s deadliest enemy!

I second this... I saw the same walrus set up against the window and go to town on himself. It was terrifying - I felt bad for Mrs Walrus.

OK, next time I go to a Gentlemen’s Club, my friends and I will sit attentively, hands folded in our laps, as silent as if we were at a Broadway Play, so as not to disrupt the delicate nature of the artistic endeavour. That sounds awesome!

First of all... “performer”? This wasn’t the Bolshoi.

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Also good for obedience issues. “You shut up or Daddy will hang you again!”

Can you imagine how great a movie would be filmed completely in Kirby style? All those weird, forced heroic poses, crazy angles, everyone grimacing all the time... and with Stan-type dialogue! THAT is how you reboot the FF!!

I wonder just how much of this the general public knows. Like, why would they know the invasion had anything to do with Thor’s brother collaborating with some unseen Big Bad? In all likelihood, everyone just thinks it was an alien invasion repelled by the Avengers. Ditto for Ultron - do people know Tony created him?…

To be 100% honest, I think a stripper gobbling neon-orange snack foods on the side of the stage is funny regardless of her appearance. It probably would have been even funnier were she slimmer, as she probably would have laughed along with us. When I say “chubby”, I mean for a stripper; she was just a normal-looking…

Fair enough. I can’t lie, the BYOB joint we went to for about 16 hours over two days in Bethlehem PA was some of the most fun I’ve had in years. But it was cheap, the girls were happy with handfuls of singles and otherwise either were drunk or gave no fucks about anything, and everyone was friendly. I laughed so much…

Typo... initially typed box of Cheezits, remembered they were Cheetos but forgot to change box to bag. Kinja wouldn’t give with the edit.

She was chubby, no worse than 50% of Jersey strip talent. But the sight of her sitting on the stage chomping down Cheetos was so absurd we couldn’t help ourselves.

Nah, typo. I initially typed box of Cheez-its, remembered they were actually Cheetos and forgot to change box to bag, then Kinja wouldn’t let me edit.

One night in my mid-teens I was having a pleasant dream where I was peeing in a urinal and then there was a loud noise. That turned out to be my irate parents waking me up while I was peeing into the hallway linen closet.