Most stalls have a coathook. Just make sure your kid is wearing pants with belt loops.

Can we all just stop mythologizing and agree that strip clubs are terrible? They’re awkward as hell, they’re an overpriced waste of money, they finance and support organized crime, and are demeaning. If I want to look at naked ladies I can do it in the privacy of my own home where I will not catch a beating from a…

I keep buying these and my wife keeps throwing them out. They give her the willies ever since she saw me slice off a nice hunk of hand once. I have to hide them, then I forget where I put them, so I give up.

I can fix this.

Maybe I’ll pay to see Ant-Man again and sneak into this. Gee, I hope I can find a seat!

No, it’s just the Perpetually Aggrieved flopping. Normal people didn’t give it a second thought.

I don’t see how being ultra-faithful to the source material is remotely a flaw. Watchmen is probably the greatest work in all of comics, and they did a fantastic job bringing it to life. No need to reimagine it (except for the end, which was an improvement).

Daredevil could’ve been a really good movie (maybe it is, I’ve never seen the Director’s Cut that everyone says is much better than the theatrical release). Good action, good performances (Michael Clarke Duncan was SO great in everything)... but that playground scene just ruined. Completely, utterly destroyed it. I…

The criticism of Watchmen is bewildering. A near-perfect adaptation of the source material with an improved ending. People are nuts.

How about, specifically from Ghost Rider, his flipping off the police? I am the ancient hellspawn spirit of vengeance, now I will make a childish gesture.

All I remember is how spectacular the Surfer looked. Well, also that they unnecessarily crammed the Doom-steals-Surfer’s-powers storyline in for no good reason, and that Galactus was a cloud or some such nonsense instead of a giant man in a skirt with a trashcan on his head.

You are not the only person who liked the first one. Hell, the second one had its moments.

Everything just seems so meh. Reed looks like an annoying putz. The Fantastic Kidz angle does nothing for me. 50 years worth of stories to draw from, we get origin rehash and Dr. Doom AGAIN.

We live in an era where many (I daresay most) young people are flummoxed at the notion of changing a tire or their own oil. I don’t know how many are mechanically inclined enough to figure this stuff out. But I guess if it were the only option, they would develop skills.

Meaning the old JUGGZ you hid under the mattress when the Feds came around, or the thumb drive you hid in a cavity they didn’t want to search.

With today’s technology people can make their own porn, or share clandestine legacy porn. Or do like us kids in the 70s and use the Macy’s underwear ads or particularly racy episodes of The Love Boat and Charlie’s Angels.

Ummm, no.

It’s literally noogies, like a guy would give to his kid brother. Not exactly the ass-whoopin’ people make it out to be. The legend is better than the reality. And Ryan actually deserved a beating - that stuff never belonged in the game.

Or because he’s Michael Jordan. 10 years from now MJ is still a billionaire and still the GOAT. And that kid is annoying his coworkers at Taco Bell: “Yo, I ever tell you the time I yelled at Michael Jordan?” “Yes, many times. Now go clean the men’s room and put out more straws and napkins.”

The only time I was excited about an FF movie...