It’s like eating chalk except harder.

I have no opinion here, but a question: why did all manufacturers stop making the toaster-ovens that mounted to the bottom of kitchen cabinets? So convenient. Fortunately I got two as wedding shower gifts 22 years ago, but the second one is somewhere in the vicinity of 10 years of service and I despair of finding…

I have no opinion here, but a question: why did all manufacturers stop making the toaster-ovens that mounted to the…

Exhibit #534,697 in Why People From Philadelphia Suck.

Ed Ott body-slamming Felix Millan and sadly, pretty much wrecking Millan’s career. This is the only picture I could find, and it doesn’t do it justice at all - Ott was double Felix’s weight and he picked him up almost over his head and dropped him.

Chase Utley has the best walk-up song in the Bigs.

since my coffee house was in the middle of a Christian suburb, it was always very busy, especially on Fridays.

I stopped giving a shit about the Giants immediately after they cut Phil Simms to make room for the great Dave Brown. I watch them dispassionately and (very) casually root for them if they make it into the playoffs. I can’t recommend this mode of fandom enough: if they win - hooray; if they lose - whatever. Super Bowl…

Giants fans are as boring as their team. A bunch of old farts listening to the game on the radio, doing the NY Times crossword puzzle, and eating the bagels and tuna salad sandwiches they carried in, and occasionally looking up at the game, most likely to determine when in the third quarter they should leave to beat…

The stadium thing still infuriates me. The Wilpons made their fortune in real estate development, yet couldn’t get their labor costs low enough to afford a retractable dome. A dome which would have ensured pleasant weather for all games (I am done buying partial ticket plans and sitting in cold rain for half the…

Hey now, no room for a measured, common-sense answer here. It’ll wreck the narrative!

Rorschach’s mom seemed nice.

Ah, the Clash and their one good (OK, great) album. U2 is worlds better.

Worse even than the tattoos is the clothing. T-shirts, jackets, hats - all at the same time! OK, we get it - you have a motorcycle. Congratulations. It used to be cool before they became the Official Vehicle of the Wealthy Man’s Mid-Life Crisis.

I can’t wait to get home tonight.

It was also an episode of Picket Fences. The hilarious Fyvush Finkel advised someone to do exactly that. The sheriff was pissed, but it worked.

Are you serious about the guy who is killing poachers for money? Because that is just... beautiful. Fucking beautiful, and I wish there was a GoFundMe for it. The only way to stop these poachers is to annihilate them. We know what village they are coming from? Napalm the village, and kill everyone in it.

I remembered this as soon as it started. When I watch Looney Tunes late at night on Boomerang, it’s striking just how much I remember from almost all of the cartoons. These things really stayed with you.

Unwanted kisses = sexual assault/glorifying rape culture. I need a trigger warning!

Pope’s hair was a lot better than that mess atop Darryl’s head.

Terra Nova had two things going for it: the luminously beautiful actresses who played the lead’s wife and daughter. Otherwise... meh.