Hey now, no room for a measured, common-sense answer here. It’ll wreck the narrative!

Ah, the Clash and their one good (OK, great) album. U2 is worlds better.

Worse even than the tattoos is the clothing. T-shirts, jackets, hats - all at the same time! OK, we get it - you have a motorcycle. Congratulations. It used to be cool before they became the Official Vehicle of the Wealthy Man’s Mid-Life Crisis.

I can’t wait to get home tonight.

It was also an episode of Picket Fences. The hilarious Fyvush Finkel advised someone to do exactly that. The sheriff was pissed, but it worked.

Are you serious about the guy who is killing poachers for money? Because that is just... beautiful. Fucking beautiful, and I wish there was a GoFundMe for it. The only way to stop these poachers is to annihilate them. We know what village they are coming from? Napalm the village, and kill everyone in it.

I haven’t seen much of Jose since the Mets let him walk... what the hell happened to him? He was a batting champ and gold-glove-caliber SS in NY! I’d love to see the Mets get him back.

Blue? What, there’s not enough blue-based teams already?

That was just a simile. I don’ t know much about either - I drive a ‘66 Ford.

We can talk classic Fords and Mercs at the bar. Nice avatar pic! I drive a ‘66 Ford Galaxie convertible.

Once all 7 of us took a cab for about $20 to the same beach the boat had an excursion to. We gave the guy a $10 tip and told him to come back get us at 4:30. Meanwhile the excursion people had to get up insanely early, and when the tour bus left at 2:00 we took their lounge chairs and umbrellas. I think we saved $450…

I lusted after the giant (15-1/2 qt) dutch oven for years. Last year at an outlet they had a clearance sale and I got one with an inconsequential chip in the lid for $180 (they retail for like $700). It might be my favorite thing in the kitchen. It cooks everything beautifully. I don’t have to worry about anyone…

My strawberry huller (which I use in smoothie prep almost every morning) has a pepper-cleaner on the other end. You chop the end off a jalapeno, then you jam this thing in and root around and it takes out all the seeds and membrane stuff. Maybe I use it once a year but I feel so vindicated when I do.

Correction: YOU sound fun, I wanna hang with you!

I just got back from my sixth cruise, the first without a balcony, and I really didn’t miss it for a second. The post-port chillout was just as good at a quiet place on an upper deck. And while I get the desire to have your room near the pool deck, the bathrooms were so spectacularly clean on this ship I didn’t need…

The first time I cruised was about 9 years ago on Princess, and the food was fantastic. Second time with them less so, and the other lines were just OK. Actually, Norwegian was not very good at all this month, but I was at minimum buzzed pretty much all the time.

The first pic of Mark Davis in these comments... I just assumed it was just a random weirdo ina Raiders shirt. I can’t believe a wealthy, grown man looks like that.

I saw a picture of her today and yes, she certainly is.

So much wrong on this post.

That’s a thing? Like, when you go to the barber and tell him #3 on the sides and back? Tell us more!