So Drew’s griping about staying a couple extra minutes for an “overhyped” Marvel movie? This is the same guy who watches the the underhyped NFL for 14 hours every Sunday, including the marblemouthed imbeciles doing “analysis” on the NFL Network at 2 AM?

As a customer, it’s not my job to tattle to a manager, and I have better things to do with my time than offer customer service advice. If I get shitty service, waitstaff gets a shitty tip. And I’m talking service issues - it’s not the waiter’s fault the food isn’t good, or hot, or timely. But be aggressively rude, or…

The plane wasn’t crowded. There was plenty of room. The waitress was just annoyed because, I dunno, I politely asked her not to ruin my stuff.

You look like you’re drifting off.... THUMP!

Years ago I splurged (at the time) and bought really nice leather winter coat. Two days later I took it on a flight to Chicago, carefully folded/rolled it and placed it in the overhead. Two seconds before takeoff some jaghole boards and the flight attendant shoves my coat aside to make room for Jaggy’s stuff. She then…

If I were you, I would have went on a loud, extended “search” for the source of the odor. “What the hell stinks in here? You guys smell something? Geez, it smells like rancid cheese in here, what IS that?”

If you’re a guy, don’t wear flip flops on a plane anywhere. Nobody wants to see your gross feet.

Feel free to recline all the way into my personal space. I in turn will entertain myself by sporadically thumping the back of your seat, hard, with my legs and sometimes even hands. Not often enough for you to be able to legitimately alert the flight crew. And never with enough rhythm that you can anticipate it. Just…

I added a bunch of clear liquor to the sangria on mother’s day and didn’t tell anyone. All the moms got loaded. It was a great day.

Because technically, the dissenting justices are correct in pure, constitutional-structure terms.

The Galactus Saga is one of the greatest stories in the history of comics. You can’t possibly screw that up, right? Boy, they sure did.

So distressing... Fantastic Four launched the Silver Age and is one of the greatest comics of all time. The movies have been lackluster (though the Surfer looked AMAZING) and Marvel has canceled the comic for some reason.

The one where people buy Beyonce records and read books by Jersey Shore cast members. Hannibal was always too smart for today’s network viewing audience. I worry if it is even accessible enough for cable.

I had zero intention of watching Scream Queens until I saw this tidbit. Love her.

Hmm... a missing kid named Connor who suddenly turns up rapidly aged, powerful, and angry at Hero Dad. I could swear I heard of this somewhere else...

Sam needs to dial back the voiceover work, because it’s starting to take me out of his acting. I kept waiting for him to start talking about The Banquet Beer to Raylan this last season of Justified.

At home, sure. When I’m traveling (and someone else is buying) it’s all steak and Guinness!

That Guy Who Wears Workboots At The Gym facing off against a Transformer with bunny ears. WTF?!

It’s nothing to write home about. I used to travel a lot for work, and there were tremendous expense-account food-and-booze fests. Epic airborne defecations were generally uneventful, but remember that you are befouling a tiny space, and inevitably someone is waiting outside to go next, right after you have blown up…

I always back in, it’s much safer for everyone when leaving. If someone has to wait an extra five seconds while I maneuver, they’ll live.