Absolutely! The 30-pound bag of pistachios isn’t as irresistable after you’ve eaten a 1/4 lb hot dog and a huge sausage-and-pepper hero. Yes, I get both. don’t judge.

Other great Costco things not mentioned above or in the comments:

Yeah, you can almost always do better on sale items at a supermarket, but CostCo’s day-to-day prices are lower than those of the supermarkets. So if you don’t want to be bothered tracking sales and shopping around, CostCo is your best bet.

So if you’re an old like me with an iphone 4 with the old OS, you don’t have to worry about this? Yay!

Because these guys pretty much own it.

One time when she was still A Thing, I watched about two hours of a Britney Spears video marathon on VH-1 or something, with the sound off and David Lee Roth-era Van Halen playing on my stereo. It was awesome. I was also kind of drunk.

song my dad likes

Also relevant.

Yeah, people think I’m crazy for my love of solo moviegoing. It’s the BEST. My wife checks her stupid phone, misses stuff and asks questions, has to tell me she’s cold 12 times, doesn’t bring candy and then wants half of mine, and at least once will try and start a completely unrelated conversation like “Susie called…

I mock the absence of Brazil on Drew’s list - that is the trippiest of the flags.

We had a teacher with a glass eye in HS. A wiseguy popped him in the back of the head and threw a marble down the hall. Teach freaked for a second till he realized it was a gag. Kid got expelled immediately, but the teacher actually convinced them to repeal it if he apologized.

How about a nice Sarin drop? Really, we need to kill as many of these pricks as possible with no collateral damage.

I got a PayPal account way back when it first started, when I sold a pair of sneakers on ebay to a guy in Japan who had English difficulties and sent the funds to my non-existent PayPal account. I then had to open one to get the money. This was before it had to be linked to a cc or bank acct - they just held the money…

Starting to wonder why I need ebay/paypal with all their scammers and fuckery and massive fee ripoffs when I live in the biggest city in America and can sell stuff for free on Craigslist or Facebook and get paid cash.

I sell random stuff on ebay for extra dough, I’m not even a small business. But yeah, the scammers are a joke. I sold a guy a bunch of comics. They were packed very securely, and I put delivery confirmation and insurance on them, on my dime. Guy emails me (after pestering me that they hadn’t delivered cross-country in…

I call bullshit. I was at Citifield last night and there were at least a hundred of us there not wearing Cardinals jerseys tucked into Mom Jeans.

It’s a baseball. It costs a few dollars, and it’s dirty. You didn’t catch it at a game, there’s no sentimental value. It’s just a ball. Buy a fucking ball.

My grandfather frequently ate citrus fruits (particularly oranges, tangerines and grapefruits) like an apple - just chomp into it, skin and all. “Ehhh, it’s roughage, it’s good for you!”.

I couldn’t for the life of me recall who was my commencement speaker, nor a word he or she said. All I remember is that they had it outdoors, it was over 100 degrees without a cloud in the sky, the gowns were black, and for some reason I thought it a good idea to wear a suit under my gown. I thought I would die.…

Argh, and they walk so slow because they are stupid and have nowhere to be and are all texting other people. Screw it, blast through them - I always do. Throw in a derisive “Excuse me!”.