“I’m going to have to fight a chicken right now with my dick hanging out in the Caribbean”

While most welfare recipients are honest, it’s the shatheads that ruin it for everyone else.

Fuck people.

“2) ...positive you’ve plugged everything in...You are wrong. It’s okay. It’s happened to everyone”

This would be me receiving that call.

I do virus and malware removal as a side job, and my grossest appointment ever was an attorney who kept getting ransomware on his machine. He swore to me that he only visited espn.com. After my second visit, and getting my ass chewed out over doing “half a job,” I popped into his office unannounced, opened up his…

One of our techs had the idea to plug the iMac into a secondary display, and behold—there was the lady’s user and data, proving that she had been using it just fine before she broke it.

Shareplay is different. This can’t be done online with someone on a different console.

I hope they enjoy getting ragged on for launching a female medic looking support class that has cyber angel wings.

Snake says Hello .. this would be an okay photo if it weren’t for that eyeball on his eyepatch, eww

just remember. don’t do it multiple times to the same image or stuff starts to get really weird.

If Witchers weren’t sterile, waifu Geralt and I would totally have children. Alas, we only have an adopted daughter who is constantly in trouble.

“I-It isn’t like I w-want my throne back anyway, baaaaaaka!!”

Was Zarya not already a beautiful waifu?

Simple geometry.

PLAY OF THE GAME

Well poop.

Let’s hear it for first on Android!

There is no meaningful way for them to prevent this, aside from disabling mobile phones while they’re mobile. I’m so tired of living in a world where the lowest common denominators set the standards for EVERYTHING. If those people weren’t on their phones they would have been reading the newspaper or a book or doing…